Scoot_Benet, 10-21-2013:

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The intense feeling of panic you get when opening your phone's web browser in public having forgotton that the last page you were viewing was pornographic and your phone browser opens on last page viewed.

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Forgeturbate

Submitted by: PotatoPotahto
"Dude I was in the mall yesterday, and I wanted to show my friend a cool thing I saw on Reddit, but I totally forgeturbated and he saw my albino midget porn."

"Dude that's awful forgeturbating is the worst."

You masturbated to porn on your phone, then you forgot about it.

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Erica Jerez

Submitted by: Reedmontgomery
Seems like a bitch from a distance but actually turns out to be bitchin’ nice.

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