cornpop, 9-21-2013:

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Waking up in a panic thinking you've overslept, but then checking the clock and realizing you have plenty of time.

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Premature Resuscitation

Submitted by: sobrietypolice
"I prematurely resuscitated myself an hour before class and didn't know what to do with myself."

70

morning terrors

Submitted by: hoverkraft
I woke up and was like, oh shit, I'm gonna get fired, but it was just a case of morning terrors.

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Wake 'n Flake

Submitted by: ronsmilo
I had the worst wake 'n flake this morning. I was half way dressed before I realized it was only 5:15.

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Early worm

Submitted by: Somekiddo454
The worm came before the bird

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