DownUnderDude, 10-20-2013:

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The feeling when it's the middle of the night and you're steaming like a duck under the blankets but you can't be bothered to get up and turn the fan/air conditioner on.

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uncomforter

Submitted by: Pilcrow Interpunct
My linen bedsheets turned into a water logged uncomforter when the midnight heatwave struck. Sleep crapnea ensued, but my doze apathy kept me hotizontal.

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Duck Oven

Submitted by: pawntificator
"I was steaming like a duck under the blankets in the middle of the night and I couldn't be bothered to get up and turn the fan/air conditioner on. And I hadn't even farted! What a duck oven."

Because I don't understand the question

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