Lacktose

Submitted by: weavin

I had my corn flakes right there, RIGHT there, and bam, lacktose.

Unlucky Charmed

Submitted by: duncansdad

It's cereal time, motherfucker!
Got my bowl. Got my spoon. Got my cereal. Just need some milk.
AWWWW GOD! DAMN! IT! Unlucky charmed AGAIN. Sonofabitch.

Udder-failure

Submitted by: baudeagle

"I went to the fridge to get some milk. Then I opened the door only to see I was out. This is was a udder-failure"

The udders of cows produce milk for consumption

Udder failure

Submitted by: Aj834

You're a failure for not getting milk last night. Bad.