Chloechu, 10-19-2013:

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When you're in bed lying on your back, playing with your phone and you drop it on your face.

Keywords: phone text drop face pain
0 Weird..., over 2 years ago:
also cuz like apple as in apple phones
0 Weird..., over 2 years ago:
also cuz like apple as in apple phones

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Newton's apple

Submitted by: duncansdad
"I was about to make the best play ever in Words With Friends and totally Newton's appled myself. "

We've all heard the story of Newton getting hit on the head by a falling apple and how it became the basis for his physics theories etc . . .

116

Gravity Check

Submitted by: KWall24
"*Drop* Ow. Well, at least we passed the gravity check. That's gonna leave a mark."

I don't know.

11

phone-faced

Submitted by: AnnaBanana
My hands were all greasy from lubing up for fapping and I wound up phone-facing while checking if I had any messages on eHarmony.

Comments

0 Weird..., over 2 years ago:
also cuz like apple as in apple phones
0 Weird..., over 2 years ago:
also cuz like apple as in apple phones