Nahdarisd, 11-21-2013:

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When you hear someone has head lice and you randomly start scratching your head

Keywords: why

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Scratchanoia

Submitted by: Slayerzxx
A: blah blah blah lice blah blah
b scratches head
B: DAMNIT MAN, NOW I HAVE SCRATCHANOIA

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Lice Delusion

Submitted by: JetTheGuy
A delusion is when you believe in something that is false.
So, this is when you believe you have lice, even if you don't.

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