Nickp788, 10-18-2013:

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When you fart so intensely that you wake up from a deep sleep.

Keywords: fart sleep

88

Dutch Alarm Clock

Submitted by: Xtofer
"I was awakened by the ass-scented fury of my Dutch alarm clock."

Like Dutch oven.

54

Fartle

Submitted by: fieldhockey44
I was dreaming about clouds and bunnies when I fartled myself awake.

28

slumber rumbler

Submitted by: Nickp788
Last night I was dead asleep when all of a sudden I let out a massive slumber rumbler. It woke me up out of a dead sleep.

1

The peculiar kind of satisfaction and joy you get from popping the bubbles in the bubble wrap.

Submitted by: MelissaGirLGA
Bubblefliction
-Melissa Giraldo

1

The feeling you get when drinking and listening to soft music when you begin to reminisce about your ex.

Submitted by: MelissaGirLGA
Exiety
-Melissa Giraldo

1

Clonoplan

Submitted by: variedphon
To alleviate your anxiety by making idealistic plans you may never carry out.

I was too anxious, so I had to clonoplan to deal.

1

The feeling you get when you are about to sneeze and then suddenly is stops.

Submitted by: MelissaGirLGA
Halfacho
-Melissa Giraldo

1

The name for the irritating plastic string-like thing used to attach price tags to new clothes.

Submitted by: MelissaGirLGA
Tagleach
-Melissa Giraldo

1

drinkgarette

Submitted by: Howard
A cigarette in my drink

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