Nickp788, 10-18-2013:

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When you fart so intensely that you wake up from a deep sleep.

Keywords: fart sleep

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Dutch Alarm Clock

Submitted by: Xtofer
"I was awakened by the ass-scented fury of my Dutch alarm clock."

Like Dutch oven.

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Fartle

Submitted by: fieldhockey44
I was dreaming about clouds and bunnies when I fartled myself awake.

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slumber rumbler

Submitted by: Nickp788
Last night I was dead asleep when all of a sudden I let out a massive slumber rumbler. It woke me up out of a dead sleep.

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