pufferwhale, 10-18-2013:

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Food that flies out of your mouth while talking during a meal.

Keywords: food mouth spit

121

chatsplat

Submitted by: decidedly
Our lunch date was quite awkward, he must have chatsplatted me 3 times with his burrito. I had to get up and leave.

7

doiterfugen

Submitted by: pufferwhale
"Perhaps I should have finished that bite before expounding upon the ludicrous nature of sheep dogs. I sincerely apologize for any doiterfugen that may have landed on you or your plate."

It's all German sounding.

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sprittle

Submitted by: Coleman Falcon
Bertie was so exited that he sprittled half of his crumble. But he couldn't stop talking to Julie, as he feared she might leave if he did. And he wanted her to stay, wanted to bathe in her glory and beauty. His nervousness got him all sweaty, and he started scratchperating.

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