boofar, 9-12-2013:

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The critical equilibrium point at which a bag of popcorn needs to be pulled out of the microwave between getting those last few kernels to pop, and burning the whole batch.

Keywords: popping pop burn perfect

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The Kernel Point

Submitted by: boofar
"The perfect bag of popcorn is done when it reaches the Kernel Point. After the Kernel Point, you run the risk of burning the bag. "

Pop it past the Kernel Point, and youre gonna get burned...

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Poptimus Prime

Submitted by: bgpiper
Quick, turn off the microwave, we've reached poptimus prime!
Or
I smell popcorn burning, looks like somebody forgot to take it out at poptimus prime.

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popcorn singluarity

Submitted by: bob
Open the microwave doors, HAL

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Kernelibrium Pop

Submitted by: miles
A Cornweb model is the result of plotting your pop time data-points on top of the intersection of linear time progression and kernel entropy growth, resulting in an overall convergence towards the Kernelibrium Pop.

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Pocket Dumb

Submitted by: DomDaBombYoMomDotCom
When you try to reach into your pocket to realise your pocket is zipped up/ you don't have a pocket in that item of clothing.

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Poptimal

Submitted by: NuclearTape
Slightly borrowing from poptimus prime: this is the adjective version:

"Cook in microwave for 2 minutes or until poptimal."

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Hypocytosis

Submitted by: Debonair
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