jedberg, 10-18-2013:

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putting your foot on the back of someone's shoe while they are walking so that it comes partway off.

Keywords: shoe
4 Eugene, over 2 years ago:
Ah, yes. A classic kleptologger. A word-stealer, that is. I invented that word. ...of course, that's beside the point. And, Philmann, although I would have appreciated some Latin combinations, I empathize with you. Kleptologgers are the worst. (Ahem, Mushanga123.)
4 Gerry, over 2 years ago:
I feel your pain, Philmann. I hate it when people claim your own joke as their own. It's a real jerk move. In fact, I'd almost say it's as-irritating-as-a-root-canal-without-numbing-treatment. Sorry about that, buddy. And Mushanga123, not cool.
5 Philmann, over 2 years ago:
Alright, that's annoying. Mushanga123 just stole my pun! There's nothing more annoying than coming up with a good pun on your own and having someone steal it. Mushanga123, I'm on to you.
-6 Anastasia Dunbar, about 4 years ago:
This shit happens to me every fucking time.

178

Flat Tire

Submitted by: arwolf1
If you didn't walk so slow, I wouldn't give you a flat tire every 3 steps.

110

Heal steal

Submitted by: karmallama
I got that guy so good with a heal-steal and he frowned at the guy next to me #winning

14

Shoeflop

Submitted by: hjklhjklhlk
"Sorry for that shoeflop bro!"

It makes the sound 'flop' and it's a shoe...

2

SOLE-TROLL

Submitted by: Philmann
I can sole-troll you, anytime, anywhere.

-2

Troll Sole

Submitted by: Mushanga123
I troll soled my friend so many times that he threatened to blow my house down

-2

Heels Out

Submitted by: Ender212
DUUDE im so sorry i went heels out on you

Comments

4 Eugene, over 2 years ago:
Ah, yes. A classic kleptologger. A word-stealer, that is. I invented that word. ...of course, that's beside the point. And, Philmann, although I would have appreciated some Latin combinations, I empathize with you. Kleptologgers are the worst. (Ahem, Mushanga123.)
4 Gerry, over 2 years ago:
I feel your pain, Philmann. I hate it when people claim your own joke as their own. It's a real jerk move. In fact, I'd almost say it's as-irritating-as-a-root-canal-without-numbing-treatment. Sorry about that, buddy. And Mushanga123, not cool.
5 Philmann, over 2 years ago:
Alright, that's annoying. Mushanga123 just stole my pun! There's nothing more annoying than coming up with a good pun on your own and having someone steal it. Mushanga123, I'm on to you.
-6 Anastasia Dunbar, about 4 years ago:
This shit happens to me every fucking time.