Fridgefull thinkingBy: oikz
I checked again for some ice cream, but the fridge still only contained green peas and broccoli, I guess it was just fridgefull thinking.
I keep checking the fridge for food. I think I have a case of fatnesia
Fridge DementiaBy: DefineMe!
"Minute after minute, hour after hour, I'll gaze into my fridge and only see milk that's gone sour. Fridge Dementia has me hoping a ready made buffet will be in it."
Fridge Dementia is the perfect faux medical term for this particular situation.
"When he saw he'd passed up $3.99 only to see $4.03 down the road, Jim was flabbergassed."
the octane gambleBy: boofar
"Well, shit. I took the octane gamble at the last interstate exit, and now it's a dime more expensive in this town... "
never bet against the house!
I was disgasted to see gas more expensive closer to the airport
When you get answer "C" three times in a row, it makes you pissed off. "Right off the bat I got 3CPOed and it threw me off for the rest of the test."
for sth. to be or seem unrandomized; unrandomized randomnessBy: Watze
You expect the answers to keep switching between A, BB, C and DD and each letter to occur max. twice in a row, if not the answers seem unrandomized.
Our lunch date was quite awkward, he must have chatsplatted me 3 times with his burrito. I had to get up and leave.
"Perhaps I should have finished that bite before expounding upon the ludicrous nature of sheep dogs. I sincerely apologize for any doiterfugen that may have landed on you or your plate."
It's all German sounding.
sprittleBy: Coleman Falcon
Bertie was so exited that he sprittled half of his crumble. But he couldn't stop talking to Julie, as he feared she might leave if he did. And he wanted her to stay, wanted to bathe in her glory and beauty. His nervousness got him all sweaty, and he started scratchperating.
I was flashtuperated about starting a button collection last week.
The moment I woke up, I had felt very inspired to do something great with my life... but by the time I returned from work, the dream was dead and I realized it was nothing but an epiphanope.
Flash ThoughtBy: JetTheGuy
Do I need to explain?