Constapeetion

"Man I really had to pee last night, but I had constapeetion"

Constipation for peeing, it works

Houdini piss

"hey.. Ive had to piss for ages and it vanished when i went in the bathroom"
"what, it just vanished like Houdini?"
"Yep.. thats Houdini Piss"

a U.T.I.

See a doctor

Hicused

"I was very hicused whether I should have said bless you after my hiccup."

Combines "hiccup" "confused" and "excuse"

Mimeclimb

"Ah ha, I just totally mimeclimbed the stairs"

Troll Stomp

Holy crap, I was so high I thought the stairs kept going and came up troll stomping!

Cleese-step

"Jenkins took a cleese-step at the top of the escalator and crashed into shop window."

The Ministry of Silly Walks approves of this.

Web-side Gaming

I want to complete my Minecraft sugar cane farm, but I'm feeling quite left out today. Mabye some web-side gaming will do?

Socialurge

That party was fun, but now I'm back home all alone playing BF4... I guess I'll keep Facebook open because I'm feeling a strong socialurge.

Social loner

"I'm Feeling like a Social loner today, lets Play some Minecraft while chatting with my mom"

Oldveralls

Those oldveralls are so high, they might as well be a shirt.

niblings

"Great news, honey! We get to babysit the niblings this weekend!"

It's reminiscent of sibling, but with the n instead, which ties in niece and nephews

Nibling

"I got into a nerf gun fight with my niblings at thanksgiving - I felt like a kid again"

I believe this is the actual word for this - https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nibling

kinflock

"Last year's Thanksgiving was an utter nightmare! Somebody should really tell cousin Shayla to take a hiatus on the wanton procreation. We needed three turkeys to feed the sudden kinflock."

Are you suffering from the sudden explosion of nieces and nephews? Are you tired of all the precocious Braydens, Jaydens, Emmas, and Madisons in your extended family? Does your cousin Shayla randomly browse a high school yearbook and manages to sleep with every guy on the page?

Then "kinflock" is the word for you.

skypephobia

I have skypephobia so I feel uncomfortably when I video call with someone.

WebScam

webcam and scam mixed toghether
"my webcam's activity LED turned on on its own, this must be a webscam!"

Rockblocking

We tried to decide with a game of rock-paper-scissors but ended up rockblocking for hours...

schoolyard stalemate

"We had a schoolyard stalemate until about the 7th round of rock-paper-scissors. It was nuts. "

Mainly, because i remember playing a lot of this to make decisions during recess.

Hover hips

I hover hipped it in the porta-potty at te concert.

Brown Haze

I had brown haze in history class last Tuesday.