Redking500, 6-30-2015:

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Lexishove

By: Weird...

I totally lexishoved the word "banana" while I was writing my essay yesterday.

Lexicon+shove

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Damnit All

By: al3x_jonsey

"I was writing a paper and I didn't want to start another page but that one word just Damnit Alled it."

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curveword

By: 12345689

I was writing my paper and just had one word, I tried to fit it in the tiny space but I ended up putting a curveword in.
i.e. when the word curves down the side of the paper

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SmittyFTW, 11-2-2013:

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Song-Shame

By: Chuckalakala

I was singing that song in front of my girlfriend but forgot the lyrics! Oh, the song-shame I suffer

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Wolfsyndrome

By: Tobearius

When a person cries wolf so much, when they do tell the truth nobody believes them.

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Shepardus

By: Comrade Yermolai

in the boy that cried wolf the boy was a Shepard
("you're treating my like a Shepardus)

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the_peddant, 10-28-2013:

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out on parole

By: loresjoberg

"I spent almost all the weekend working on the presentation, then at 7pm on Sunday, bam, suddenly I'm out on parole. So I spent an hour looking through the Netflix New Release list and went to bed early."

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Precrastination

By: waffledoctor87

Pro- means later, pre- means before. Nuff said.

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purple18panda, 11-28-2013:

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I was in a daze as time passed for the Holiday break. I wasted 2 weeks of no school

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Appleman, 11-3-2013:

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God's Will

By: anabananana

It was God's Will for me to get that dildo stuck up my ass.

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EpicDavi, 11-1-2013:

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Self-censorship

By: Zuzu

the exercising of control over what one says and does, especially to avoid embarrassment.

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SimonS, 10-22-2013:

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dishapointment

By: mturner

Owen excitedly opened his box of chicken chow mein, after seeing how delicious it looked on the menu, only to realize he had brought a dishapointment.

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King Tip, 12-4-2013:

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Optical Injury

By: lmaokk

Optical Illusion x Injury = Optical Injury
Person 1: It only hurts when i look at it.
Person 2: Then stop looking at it idiot. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Vispain

By: Justinamarie327

Vision : when you actually see the wound
Pain: the hurt you get from the wound

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Bigbobbens2006, 11-5-2013:

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Brobarrasment

By: Poolkatchu

Not again mike! Not tonight! DO NOT Brobrass me!

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SymPalthy

By: WackoTimo

"I felt so much sympalthy for him"

Like sympathy for your Pal

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Cringing??

By: lmaokk

kinda already a word??

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