youngster joey, 11-1-2013:

5

Fuck this shit I'm out

By: Hpsauce_19

Yknow what this conversation got way too awkward, "fuck this shit I'm out"

4

Conversational Lodging

By: cthamster

I ended up doing some conversational lodging to get away from the conversation, that had made a u-turn quick.

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9

Optical Occlusion

By: ncolaprete

"Try as I might, I couldn't find the TV remote no matter how hard I looked. After 15 minutes, my friend walked in and picked it up off the coffee table."

You know, like in Optical Illusion?

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gopherman10, 11-1-2013:

25

Headpwn

By: WombatKing

I just got up from my laptop and got headpwnd!

2

plug attack

By: Gish

i got plug attacked yesterday it hurt

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bloodr382, 10-31-2013:

16

Topic Time-Up

By: ekliptik

"I wanted to say it didn't matter but the topic time-up was faster."

It means the topic is not relevant anymore because it has stopped being discussed.

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Guy_Yome, 11-6-2013:

8

Loanword

By: Jellyfish? Jellyfish!

"The sentence "have you met my fiancée?" uses a loanword. It is a weirdly phrased prompt. If someone uses a loanword because there are no appropriate descriptive words in the native language, they are well-versed with proper diction. If they use a loanword even when there is a perfectly acceptable synonym in the native tongue, they are simply "pretentious" (and no fancy special words needed to describe someone like that!)"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loanword

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Slayerzxx, 10-20-2013:

7

inertia

By: Coleman Falcon

"Out of inertia, she continued cycling past the subway entrance."

already a word.

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purple18panda, 11-28-2013:

14

I was in a daze as time passed for the Holiday break. I wasted 2 weeks of no school

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tastybunns, 11-1-2013:

8

Shatterbrick

By: WasabiFire

I had completed everything--I was sure to get an A, until I realized that I wasn't supposed to make a model volcano, I was supposed to write an essay on the history of France. It was a complete shatterbrick, so to speak.

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TheMongoose, 11-15-2013:

6

Reveropened

By: ManxIdioticity

I reveropened my Suitcase, my closet door and my laptop. Boy am I an idiot.

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TungstenGrey, 11-1-2013:

1

chilly bumps

By: dimiiloves

its like having that goose bump sensation but since its a snowflake or raindrop and its chilling you so it can be chilly bumps
"ooh i just got chilly bumps from that snow flake in my shirt"

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D3epfr3ez

By: 0zymakesw0rds

It's on my back! It's… it's… a D3EPFR3EZ!

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