youngster joey, 11-1-2013:

5

Fuck this shit I'm out

By: Hpsauce_19

Yknow what this conversation got way too awkward, "fuck this shit I'm out"

4

Conversational Lodging

By: cthamster

I ended up doing some conversational lodging to get away from the conversation, that had made a u-turn quick.

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loresjoberg, 1-30-2014:

8

voidesville

By: Pilcrow Interpunct

So there I was, really putting all the extra details into that stupid joke. I wasn't just going for a shaggy dog story this time. We're talking about the 75 pounds of extra wool an escaped sheep gets after a year on the lam. I'm talking about some seriously random details added. Anyway, Lore Sjöberg was there, he'll tell you. I dropped the punchline on 'em and got ... serious nodding. I couldn't believe it. It was total voidesville, man. Like Fatty Arbuckle had just been indicted.

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CammyB96, 11-5-2013:

2

Part-Milk

By: Jaze Tod

I picked up the milk thinking it was full but it turned out to be part-milk

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Jordan, 10-30-2013:

8

always

By: fig

Always use a condom.

4

Shower Sensation

By: Bobcat95

"I'm a real Shower Sensation"

1

auto-showertune

By: brisamenautt31

I really wish auto-showertune was in my real voice.

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Newman, 11-2-2013:

11

Scrag

By: Newman

I wanted swag, but I can't afford it, so I got scrag.

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Terminal56, 6-11-2014:

9

Testithy

By: Snakey642

I had testithy when I saw John get nailed in the genitals.
(Combination of testicles and empathy)

2

The Feels

By: Bobcat95

Lol

1

.

By: Newju

Aiiiiiiayeecoffee

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AwesoMan3000, 11-16-2013:

12

cloverlooked

By: AwesoMan3000

I almost cloverlooked this little mutant.

0

Underluck

By: the_balloon_man

You don't get lucky so...Underluck. Also kind of like the opposite of overlooked.

"I was in that field for an hour. I must have underlucked five times!"

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Tcrazy, 12-1-2013:

1

BrainLag

By: JBentley0207

"Aww man, I went in there for my phone and totally spaced! Don't you just hate Brainlag?"

1

mindfield

By: kaza12345678

where you walk in a invisible gap which removes your last task

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Rezyk, 10-20-2013:

8

Livestock

By: Topioisomerase

"I couldn't be bothered to go back and save Frank, he just doesn't hold that much livestock with me."

Because word play.

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