2

my life

By: Solo_X

that is literally my life

2

Yeeted

By: lmaokk

You: YALL MIND IF I HIT THIS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Everyone: *laughs in background*
You: lol ikr? Everyone: nah bro we just found out that john fell down the stairs.

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bong choy, 11-16-2013:

6

Fortissimo-Foot-Fumble

By: Verbal Virtuoso

If you trip, you fumble. In this case, it involves your foot. In music, fortissimo is one of the loudest dynamics.

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pentatonic, 10-21-2013:

5

procrasti-not-so-bad

By: pentatonic

I thought it was going to be really awful but it was just a procrasti-not-so-bad.

3

post-procrastinatory chagrin

By: pentatonic

I felt a bit of post-procrastinatory chagrin when I realized the task wasn't so difficult after all.

3

20/20 sweat-regret

By: readmush

"Don't 20/20 sweat-regret calling the plumber. It's not so bad."

"20/20" is already used to mean past insight. Procrastinating can cause stress which causes sweat, which is regretful if it was avoidable.

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Phyctup, 10-27-2013:

6

anticlimax ignominy

By: Lolza

I stomped from the meeting in my righteous anger but had to make a quick revert for my laptop and coat. I totally sunk into an anticlimax ignominy.

0

Leave-and-return

By: Aj834

You leave an argument, then you com back to get your things.

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That1guy488, 11-23-2013:

12

nod-off

By: cocobabe89

You are shaking your head yes but honestly your mind has left the building

1

Smart-Break

By: sindlepill

"When John was talking about giving birth to deformed lions out of his crusty bumhole, I tried to play along and said that I also have given birth to deformed lions out of my crusty bumhole, but then he realised I was lying, as i had a smart-break"

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ignolisten

By: tdiesman1

I like Fred, but his conversations go on so long I have to ignolisten the whole way.

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Slayerzxx, 10-20-2013:

7

inertia

By: Coleman Falcon

"Out of inertia, she continued cycling past the subway entrance."

already a word.

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ncolaprete, 11-2-2013:

10

justified

By: scaomompyer

"Dave felt that stealing the apple from the grocery store was justified because he was hungry and unemployed."

because it's already a word

2

Decepself

By: tdiesman1

I new I shouldn't of done it, but my Decepself made me get through it.

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Vantastic123, 10-20-2013:

10

mole searching

By: zenbot

Sorry I'm late, I was totally mole searching for my car keys...of course, they were in my pocket!

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