"I read the description that started Wordforthat.com the same day my boyfriend took me to dinner and I Lock-blocked myself out of his truck."
"Dude, I accidently pre-pulled. Can you unlock my door again?"
"Sorry, just pullocked myself out again... could you hit unlock again?"
It's as simple as it gets, just a combination of "pull" and "locked" which are the two things happening at the same time which are causing the trouble. It also sounds similar to "blocked" which is appropriate.
dust horizonBy: rexwarneford
"Dude don't bother sweeping anymore, you're about to hit the dust horizon."
refers to event horizon, which I think is the point in a black hole at which the power of gravity outweighs the speed of light, so light from an object at this point stays in place, as the forces cancel, making the object appear frozen in time to an observer further away, to whom the black hole would look impossible to enter.
"I swept and swept, but just couldn't sweep the frust into the dustpan. "
Duster's Last StandBy: miles
Duster's Last Stand cannot hold in the Battle of Little Bigfloor.
Ever since Mike and I started working together, he's got me saying "Totes for defs" with him, so I guess that's just a part of our brocabulary now.
vocabulitisBy: incontinent doom
Every time John goes surfing he gets an acute case of vocabulitis.
"I've been hanging out with you too much, I've starting wordopting your lines!"
"I'm getting a bad case of wordoption from you."
Portmanteau of "word" and "adopt".
Hermit RantBy: ryanker
Adam went on a long hermit rant about how bad congressional term limits are until Jen pointed out that they don't exist.
"Aunt Jeanie got drunk at Christmas and went on a rando-rant about the benefits of pot."
Random + Rant
"So, we're all hanging out, having a good time, then Jimmy just starts tiraiding on and on about TPS reports."
Tirade + Raiding
sauce auditBy: negatron
"hey, you should sauce audit that burger or you're going to ruin that new sweater..."
like a tax audit, only tastier - and less jail time
gloop checkBy: fatsac
Let me perform a quick gloop check before I get ketchup on my white pants
SauxietyBy: The blameless nameless
Air StairBy: crystalraven
I hit that air stair so hard, I thought I broke my ankle
"I miscalculated the stairs and stompled at the bottom. "
Portmanteau of 'stomp' and 'stumble'.
step checkBy: BALLS
"Christ! I just step checked so hard I felt it in my skull.... ugh..."
The test that flights of stairs perform to see if you're paying attention...
itch rippleBy: boofar
"I'd ask you to scratch my back, but you'd just have to keep going cause i get itch ripple real bad."
I scratched one itch and it turned into a total itchplosion!
I totally uncovered an itchsurgency yesterday after scratching my arm
Fridgefull thinkingBy: oikz
I checked again for some ice cream, but the fridge still only contained green peas and broccoli, I guess it was just fridgefull thinking.
I keep checking the fridge for food. I think I have a case of fatnesia
Fridge DementiaBy: DefineMe!
"Minute after minute, hour after hour, I'll gaze into my fridge and only see milk that's gone sour. Fridge Dementia has me hoping a ready made buffet will be in it."
Fridge Dementia is the perfect faux medical term for this particular situation.