Chloechu, 10-19-2013:

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Newton's apple

By: duncansdad

"I was about to make the best play ever in Words With Friends and totally Newton's appled myself. "

We've all heard the story of Newton getting hit on the head by a falling apple and how it became the basis for his physics theories etc . . .

116

Gravity Check

By: KWall24

"*Drop* Ow. Well, at least we passed the gravity check. That's gonna leave a mark."

I don't know.

11

phone-faced

By: AnnaBanana

My hands were all greasy from lubing up for fapping and I wound up phone-facing while checking if I had any messages on eHarmony.

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NAMERAX, 11-3-2013:

18

Startdown

By: yotansel

I was gonna use my computer for a project, but then i Startdowned it :P

4

Shut Up

By: AwesoMan3000

I shut up my laptop last night.

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nobody, 11-7-2013:

26

Converditch

By: StarfishSlasher

I was talking to Stacey but she converditched me again.

4

t(Ծ_Ծ)t

By: SuporeMaster

'Nuff said.

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Redking500, 6-30-2015:

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Lexishove

By: Weird...

I totally lexishoved the word "banana" while I was writing my essay yesterday.

Lexicon+shove

1

curveword

By: 12345689

I was writing my paper and just had one word, I tried to fit it in the tiny space but I ended up putting a curveword in.
i.e. when the word curves down the side of the paper

1

Morbidly Obese Baby that you cant push out

By: sindlepill

"I tried to have a morbidly obese baby that you cant push out on top of my essay"

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Vortex Badger, 12-19-2015:

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The Problem Hydra

By: Howe-Oh

"I fixed the virus on my computer but I accidentally summoned the Problem Hydra and he created two more."

Hydra - From Greek mythology, a creature where, if you cut off one of its heads, two more would grow in its place.
(To be used as a metaphor, obviously there is no actual Problem Hydra)

14

my life

By: RoboticGish

sadly my life

11

Coding

By: enigmaticalbatross

I had just fixed this bug in my program, but thanks to the wonders of coding, now it's even worse

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Zyphon, 10-17-2013:

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Nutterstanding

By: Zyphon

Oh shit! He just got kicked in the balls. I totally nutterstand.

123

Sympathy Scrote

By: albeedee

"Saw this guy get whacked in the knackers. I had sympathy scrote for ages afterwards!"

It's a play on sympathy pains.

17

Shocknutted

By: cake

Man, Jamie got kicked in the nuts I was so shocknutted I almost puked.

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ADG

By: cyrus

Attention Deficit Gamer

3

Degame

By: Newton

"Every time I start playing a new RPG, I degame it in a few days."

3

Sephiroth's Wrath

By: compostmentis

I really wanted to complete the game but I was feeling Sephiroth's Wrath

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DMH247, 10-22-2013:

26

Crapple

By: DMH247

"Margery's otherwise splendid breakfast was spoiled by a rogue crapple."

It's an apple, but it's crap.

2

Mealy

By: full dingle

This is the actual word, I learned it a few weeks ago:

"having the qualities of meal; powdery; soft, dry, and crumbly"

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brianmic, 10-19-2013:

307

bagasm

By: wartian

I had a bagasm when I finally saw my bag! I just knew the airline had lost it!

49

luglove

By: zeb decatur

I was feeling some serious luglove when I finally saw my bag round the corner at baggage claim.

19

Bag bliss

By: AnnaBanana

When I saw my suitcase full of japanese sex toys come through the baggage claim, I was overwhelmed with bag bliss.

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Hyd, 10-19-2013:

269

say ja vu

By: schlaap

I totally just said that exact same thing right before the broadcaster said it!

39

Déjà dit

By: Cassiusaugusta

"Ha! Did you hear me déjà dit that. Nailed it!"

French for "already said"

15

televinesis

By: mvemjsunp8

I got televinesis when Clark Howard said: Rip-Off

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