roningold, 10-19-2013:

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Multiplexting

By: otac0n

"My mom brought up weekend plans, which caused us to be multiplexting for a while."

Portmanteau of multiplex and texting.

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Crossconvoing

By: 1911951653

My phone lost connection for a couple of minutes, so when my text was finally send, she had already switched the topic and we started crossconvoing. So annoying!

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cornpop, 10-15-2013:

82

Blue Stalls

By: Jynx3

"I got a case of blue stalls when the lady kept acting like she was going to back out. "

Cuz I said so.

36

Spot Tease

By: sanchothefat

"I sat there waiting for ages but they were a total spot tease!"

Because it sounds like cock tease, which is kind of similar.

11

Parking knot

By: cornpop

"I thought I scored a stellar parking spot but it was a parking knot"

Play on words not plus "knot" meaning in a bind

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