Oddarisd, 4-29-2014:

12

Clock Flip

By: DiscoDan

That afternoon, I clock flipped when I looked out my window and thought it was the next morning.

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slyguy47, 4-10-2014:

12

Lesboner

By: FleaBrain

I watched Jessie J's hot new video and got a total Lesboner

7

a Joni

By: BrunchSpecial

A la Eric Hutchinson's new song...

1

crushbian

By: Habiba1991

when a guy falls for a girl who falls for a girl.

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WaxingGibbon, 11-2-2013:

13

Spider-Ache

By: Kevin

"My legs are having a Spider-Ache, Sorry."

8

Phantom Bug Syndrome

By: matsu

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7

AirSpider

By: CaptianBomber

There was just an airspider on my leg

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CSoubs, 11-5-2013:

33

Stalkquaintance

By: Pringeersh

I dont really know that girl, she is just a stalkquaintance"

8

Fairy Stalkmother

By: jimmy_g

'I have a feeling my Fairy Stalkmother is watching me...'

2

stalkbroker

By: drj

oh hey, it's my stalkbroker. I already know what stocks she would want to invest in

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BahTheSheep, 12-4-2013:

30

Internet Explorer

By: slyguy47

When web pages don't load fast... or ever.

7

Lag panic

By: SmokeysmudgeStudio

Woah, had a bit of lag panic there. Turns out it was just my router exploding though, so everything's fine.

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mansoor, 5-8-2014:

66

Classhole

By: mansoor

We were relived that the teacher forgot about our assignment's due date until that classhole reminded her.

(there is always that one kid)

1

When the Teacher is Testneisic

By: TheCookieMonster2673

When Mr. Teacher got Testneisic, Patty reminded him.

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Psylock524, 11-1-2013:

21

intrauxaudiation

By: reward12

"In the quiet library, it was so silent, my intrapsychauxaudiation couldn't be stopped."

intra - inside
psych- mind, thoughts
aux - increase
audi - sound

12

Internal Feedback Loop

By: Math Nerd

I had to turn on a fan to get rid of my internal feedback loop.

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mortalfinlay, 11-3-2013:

17

Go-with-the-flow

By: TCOA

I was completely confused by the tutorial, so I ended up doing a go-with-the-flow moment

15

manification

By: yotansel

I was going to make an awesome boat, but the instructions sank, i manificated

1

A Man

By: Comrade Yermolai

Its called being a M A N

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AndicusPrime, 9-26-2013:

21

Heisenberg uncertainty

By: pinkman

I want to check facebook but I've got Heisenberg uncertainty about seeing what happened in the finale.

9

spoiler avert

By: AnnaBanana

I DVD'ed the last episode of Glee & so I'm spoil averting facebook til I get to watch it and cry into my quart of ice cream.

8

Spoilerlert

By: crystalraven

I'm on total spoilerlert until I've finished this season!

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BrunchSpecial, 6-14-2014:

14

Carcophany

By: Cézannicus

*whhhhhumbumbumbumbumbumubumbumbumbum...*
Stop the carcophany, kiddo! Roll the windows back up; the AC is on! Besides, it's too loud!
*...bumbumbumbumbubumbumbumbuhhhfssp*
Thank you.

12

hubstep

By: ampmob

Spinning my wheels down the highway when the sickest hubstep beat kicked in from the back

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