"Man I really had to pee last night, but I had constapeetion"
Constipation for peeing, it works
Houdini pissBy: Beneath The Sink
"hey.. Ive had to piss for ages and it vanished when i went in the bathroom"
"what, it just vanished like Houdini?"
"Yep.. thats Houdini Piss"
a U.T.I.By: Goldfishfarts
See a doctor
After 10 shots of jaeger I was dumbstepping so much it may as well have been on the yellowbrick road.
"Gosh I'm so clumsy, every time I walk across that rug I footflop. "
like flip-flop since they make you do it so much.
*snicker* "Nice skiptrip."
Recover LagBy: Meaningful
When you get the computer to make another request for information before the first request is completed, thus the second one overriding the first. After all, it lags for that second as it's processing what you just clicked.
Load EscapeBy: SmokeysmudgeStudio
that was a lucky load escape.
Theif HandsBy: NotJoe
The same people that can steal the money from a wallet locked inside a safe can click faster than light.
Sam Fisher'dBy: YINNY
"I totally Sam Fisher'd my way into class when I was late, I climbed in through the window as my teacher turned to write on the board. He didn't even notice I was late.
Hang on! I'm Sam Fishering my way past the boss."
Sam Fisher, is the most amazing ninja the world has ever know.
I wasn't paying attention when he asked the question, so I came up with an auto-opinion.
Dreamer's DiseaseBy: HEYYO!
"I get the Dreamer's Disease in class every time. "
it involves Dreaming. and its also a catchy song.
Dream HazeBy: rubberduckzilla2
"My mum talks so much, I just Dream Haze, works every time"
Gambler's fallacyBy: boofar
My grandma thought we were "due" for the 50-year flood since it's been 50 years since the last one. Really, there's just a 1/50 chance each year that the 50-year flood will occur. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler's_fallacy
Latin, Levis-False, Spes-Hope.
John's extreme levispes harmed him in the long run, for he went bankrupt from buying all those lottery tickets.
InsanityBy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein