Joke chokeBy: boofar
Dude... this hot girl made a joke at the bar, but it was loud and I made an ass out of myself joke choking.
Chuckle BluffingBy: MistuhJay69
My friends totally caught me chuckle bluffing when I was unable to explain the joke.
Almost a punishment for lying
Projectile commentBy: BrunchSpecial
"During my big interview with the VPs, one of their projectile comments hit my face. I did everything I could to act as if nothing happened..."
No one does it on purpose, so it's hard to get mad at them, but it's still their comment spit hitting you in the face... Sucks.
Speech bukkakeBy: Nickp788
I was sitting around the dinner table and my buddy speech bukkake'd me, it was totally degrading.
I was in a state of bewilderment I felt completely spitfaced.
Anti-lucidity LoopBy: angelofthenight
"Oft nights he twirls uncontrollably in limitless anti-lucidy loops, his mind a twisted barbed wire the deeper he drills into his subconscious."
Inception totemBy: Beneath The Sink
if your Inception Totem is a top and it spins forever without ever slowing or falling.. you might just be in a dream... within another dream ...
Bounced CheckBy: ResidentStump
"I tried to check to see if I was still dreaming but afterwards I just let the check bounce."
Loser inspiredBy: wordhound
You see a person who is bad example for something and consider that in that particular respect at least they are a "loser", so you are "inspired" to do the opposite.
Bottom-up inspirationBy: wordhound
Because one is getting ones own inspiration raised up by witnessing an example near the bottom with respect to a goal one has, so further urging on ones own efforts to pull oneself up in that respect.
"The old dude with the enormous gut provided me with bottom-up inspiration for my daily workout."