jghaigler, 11-4-2013:

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Peecrastination

By: Kennie

I've been peecrastinating! I just wanna finish this level!!

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ncolaprete, 11-2-2013:

31

Constapeetion

By: Zervrez

"Man I really had to pee last night, but I had constapeetion"

Constipation for peeing, it works

11

Houdini piss

By: Beneath The Sink

"hey.. Ive had to piss for ages and it vanished when i went in the bathroom"
"what, it just vanished like Houdini?"
"Yep.. thats Houdini Piss"

4

a U.T.I.

By: Goldfishfarts

See a doctor

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Pulpnonfiction1, 10-19-2013:

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dumbstepped

By: AnnaBanana

After 10 shots of jaeger I was dumbstepping so much it may as well have been on the yellowbrick road.

67

footflop

By: kpopbrandy

"Gosh I'm so clumsy, every time I walk across that rug I footflop. "

like flip-flop since they make you do it so much.

51

skiptrip

By: wordreaper

*snicker* "Nice skiptrip."

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AwesoMan3000, 1-28-2014:

36

Recover Lag

By: Meaningful

When you get the computer to make another request for information before the first request is completed, thus the second one overriding the first. After all, it lags for that second as it's processing what you just clicked.

7

Load Escape

By: SmokeysmudgeStudio

that was a lucky load escape.

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Theif Hands

By: NotJoe

The same people that can steal the money from a wallet locked inside a safe can click faster than light.

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YINNY, 11-1-2013:

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Sam Fisher'd

By: YINNY

"I totally Sam Fisher'd my way into class when I was late, I climbed in through the window as my teacher turned to write on the board. He didn't even notice I was late.

Hang on! I'm Sam Fishering my way past the boss."

Sam Fisher, is the most amazing ninja the world has ever know.

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PhiliDips, 7-16-2018:

3

Gluteal Fold

By: Wasupmacuz

It's against the rules to wear shorts above the Gluteal Fold on the school grounds.

1

Underlip

By: Quirkless1

We have a top lip, a bottom lip and thanks to evolution we now introduce the underlip.

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Stillo, 11-2-2013:

21

Auto-Opinion

By: Mattvdn

I wasn't paying attention when he asked the question, so I came up with an auto-opinion.

8

Dreamer's Disease

By: HEYYO!

"I get the Dreamer's Disease in class every time. "

it involves Dreaming. and its also a catchy song.

6

Dream Haze

By: rubberduckzilla2

"My mum talks so much, I just Dream Haze, works every time"

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George Takei, 10-20-2013:

44

Deja View

By: lateralvincent

"I don't watch Futurama but I've seen this one episode like six times, total Deja View man."

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Meaningful, 3-19-2014:

29

Gambler's fallacy

By: boofar

My grandma thought we were "due" for the 50-year flood since it's been 50 years since the last one. Really, there's just a 1/50 chance each year that the 50-year flood will occur. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler's_fallacy

7

Levispes

By: Wolfgang

Latin, Levis-False, Spes-Hope.

John's extreme levispes harmed him in the long run, for he went bankrupt from buying all those lottery tickets.

5

Insanity

By: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein

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