NinjaInMyPants, 1-27-2014:

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Eyewash

By: PyroManiac

"Dude what are you staring at? Are you having a eyewash or something?"

3

eyefart distraction

By: ali danjou

brain fart + eye+ distraction

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jakeinmn, 3-6-2014:

26

semi-colon stroke

By: Gehalgod

Stroke = desperately needed success or revelation after much labor (stroke of luck, stroke of brilliance)

Semi-colon = the missing character that often fucks up lines of code

11

Epiphaline

By: VinceCgto

"Dude, did you manage to fix that nasty bug?"
"Yeah, this morning I had a sudden epiphaline."

Epiphany + (code) line

4

Relieved-annoyance

By: WolvenGears

"I finally finished that thing with an end feeling of relived-annoyance." "Why?" "The solution was too easy not to get but I didn't get in anyway."

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Aniticipainsion

By: Debonair

Anticipate the pain

6

Saflexing

By: Thyme

I thought the baseball was coming right for me, but I saflexed.

(Reflex, but you end up being safe.)

4

Sensopation.

By: B Lewi

Anticipation of a sense. (works with pleasure, pain, heat, cold, physical anomaly.

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celtsfan38, 4-12-2014:

28

Joke choke

By: boofar

Dude... this hot girl made a joke at the bar, but it was loud and I made an ass out of myself joke choking.

3

Chuckle Bluffing

By: MistuhJay69

My friends totally caught me chuckle bluffing when I was unable to explain the joke.

2

Jo-karma

By: Cryptic

Almost a punishment for lying

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Ariwonsover, 2-6-2014:

17

Jed-eye

By: mscottveach

He gave me the jed-eye and now I'm starting to think that maybe they were the droids we were looking for...

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Eye Rape

By: tnt54321boom

Self Explanatory

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Luke4Prez, 2-24-2014:

81

Antipun

By: Huiokjo

A pun so bad that it's hillarious.

69

Punnishment

By: drusky

A pun on the word describing the reaction created by a stupid pun.

3

Nonpuntacular

By: al3x_jonsey

"Bro that pun was so bad that it was...nonpuntacular."

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AwesoMan3000, 4-2-2014:

20

Anti-lucidity Loop

By: angelofthenight

"Oft nights he twirls uncontrollably in limitless anti-lucidy loops, his mind a twisted barbed wire the deeper he drills into his subconscious."

4

Inception totem

By: Beneath The Sink

if your Inception Totem is a top and it spins forever without ever slowing or falling.. you might just be in a dream... within another dream ...

3

Bounced Check

By: ResidentStump

"I tried to check to see if I was still dreaming but afterwards I just let the check bounce."

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themanbat, 9-12-2013:

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Ringxiety

By: boofar

"I've been having crazy ringxiety lately, but I know my phone is in the car..."

Heard it on NPR about this.

271

Ghost Phone

By: fatdolladolla

My ghost phone is blowing up today. If only I had real friends that would call me.

134

Phantom phonecall

By: pinkbabooshka

"my phone was blowin up earlier and now i'm getting all these phantom calls on my leg"

amputees get phantom limbs, so it makes sense for it to be a phantom call!

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