semi-colon strokeBy: Gehalgod
Stroke = desperately needed success or revelation after much labor (stroke of luck, stroke of brilliance)
Semi-colon = the missing character that often fucks up lines of code
"Dude, did you manage to fix that nasty bug?"
"Yeah, this morning I had a sudden epiphaline."
Epiphany + (code) line
"I finally finished that thing with an end feeling of relived-annoyance." "Why?" "The solution was too easy not to get but I didn't get in anyway."
Joke chokeBy: boofar
Dude... this hot girl made a joke at the bar, but it was loud and I made an ass out of myself joke choking.
Chuckle BluffingBy: MistuhJay69
My friends totally caught me chuckle bluffing when I was unable to explain the joke.
Almost a punishment for lying
Anti-lucidity LoopBy: angelofthenight
"Oft nights he twirls uncontrollably in limitless anti-lucidy loops, his mind a twisted barbed wire the deeper he drills into his subconscious."
Inception totemBy: Beneath The Sink
if your Inception Totem is a top and it spins forever without ever slowing or falling.. you might just be in a dream... within another dream ...
Bounced CheckBy: ResidentStump
"I tried to check to see if I was still dreaming but afterwards I just let the check bounce."
"I've been having crazy ringxiety lately, but I know my phone is in the car..."
Heard it on NPR about this.
Ghost PhoneBy: fatdolladolla
My ghost phone is blowing up today. If only I had real friends that would call me.
Phantom phonecallBy: pinkbabooshka
"my phone was blowin up earlier and now i'm getting all these phantom calls on my leg"
amputees get phantom limbs, so it makes sense for it to be a phantom call!