Zyphon, 10-17-2013:

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Hunger games

By: hellointernet

Out now on DVD and Bluray

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Pizzamath

By: bustajonesgavin

"Uhhhh... what is the pizzamath on this last slice here guys?"

Pizzamath can be used in so many different ways that it begins to take on the meaning of all INTERNAL and PERSONAL equations we make as hungry human beings, specifically when pizza is involved.

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Pizza Peril

By: Torrigan

That last slice is in major Pizza Peril

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brianmic, 10-19-2013:

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bagasm

By: wartian

I had a bagasm when I finally saw my bag! I just knew the airline had lost it!

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luglove

By: zeb decatur

I was feeling some serious luglove when I finally saw my bag round the corner at baggage claim.

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Bag bliss

By: AnnaBanana

When I saw my suitcase full of japanese sex toys come through the baggage claim, I was overwhelmed with bag bliss.

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BKbuddy, 9-23-2013:

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Heyman

By: bri

"I can't ever remember that dude's name... total heyman to me. "

Avoid using their name by saying "Hey, man..."

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John D'oh

By: DonGaspacho

After talking for twenty minutes with that John D'Oh, I just gave up and hid in the bathroom.

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Heymate

By: Cunt

"Heymate, what the fuck did you do with my frenulum!?"

As opposed to the American-English term "Heyman", "Heymate" is more common in the Southern Hemisphere after ripping banjo strings.

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Tabnesia

By: duncansdad

Wait, do I have tabnesia or didn't I just close this?

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reddit

By: wanderjahr

I got bored of reddit so I opened another tab of reddit.

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backtabbing

By: kpopbrandy

"Gosh, I was so bored yesterday I kept backtabbing to reddit."

why not my word?

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Ash, 10-18-2013:

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Trustache

By: notjustanymike

That guys trustache really sold me on these boots.

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the "Selleck-effect" or "Sellek"

By: BeezerB

"I just knew I could trust that guy. Must've been the Selleck-effect."

Tom Selleck has a great 'stash. Enough said.

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BALLS, 9-12-2013:

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Gropening

By: Ant

"No idea where the handle was. I sat there gropening for a good two minutes"

Can also apply to opening intimate apparel worn by another person.

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Latch Looking

By: thatguyybrian

I was latch looking for 5 minutes before I figured out my unlce Jeff's car door.

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fumbledoor

By: meker

Cos I like harry potter

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ludo247, 10-18-2013:

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The Stranger Dance

By: efatsi

Had the longest stranger dance with a total rando on the way to lunch today.

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Awkwaltzing

By: albeedee

I just awkwaltzed with this random dude about a dozen times!

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espurr.net, 11-21-2013:

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Timenesia

By: Stuart.collett

The condition whereby a person, having just looked at the time, will inevitably forget what they have just seen. This usually necessitates a re check of the watch.

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goldfish syndrome

By: kj

the inability to remember anything for longer than three seconds.

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Horologic Amnesia

By: BBxBackshot

According to Google, Horologium means "Clock",so I thought Horologic Amnesia might translate to "Clock Amnesia".

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nuclearkumquat, 9-23-2013:

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Stalkwardness

By: boofar

"I creeped on my ex's facebook and saw she got knocked up, so it was super stalkward when I ran into her yesterday and had to pretend I didn't know anything. "

facebook stalking + awkward as hell

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Stalkbook

By: Flitter

Basically what i'm sure everyone uses Facebook for these days.

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