Hunger gamesBy: hellointernet
Out now on DVD and Bluray
"Uhhhh... what is the pizzamath on this last slice here guys?"
Pizzamath can be used in so many different ways that it begins to take on the meaning of all INTERNAL and PERSONAL equations we make as hungry human beings, specifically when pizza is involved.
Pizza PerilBy: Torrigan
That last slice is in major Pizza Peril
I had a bagasm when I finally saw my bag! I just knew the airline had lost it!
lugloveBy: zeb decatur
I was feeling some serious luglove when I finally saw my bag round the corner at baggage claim.
Bag blissBy: AnnaBanana
When I saw my suitcase full of japanese sex toys come through the baggage claim, I was overwhelmed with bag bliss.
"I can't ever remember that dude's name... total heyman to me. "
Avoid using their name by saying "Hey, man..."
John D'ohBy: DonGaspacho
After talking for twenty minutes with that John D'Oh, I just gave up and hid in the bathroom.
"Heymate, what the fuck did you do with my frenulum!?"
As opposed to the American-English term "Heyman", "Heymate" is more common in the Southern Hemisphere after ripping banjo strings.
"No idea where the handle was. I sat there gropening for a good two minutes"
Can also apply to opening intimate apparel worn by another person.
Latch LookingBy: thatguyybrian
I was latch looking for 5 minutes before I figured out my unlce Jeff's car door.
Cos I like harry potter
The condition whereby a person, having just looked at the time, will inevitably forget what they have just seen. This usually necessitates a re check of the watch.
goldfish syndromeBy: kj
the inability to remember anything for longer than three seconds.
Horologic AmnesiaBy: BBxBackshot
According to Google, Horologium means "Clock",so I thought Horologic Amnesia might translate to "Clock Amnesia".
"I creeped on my ex's facebook and saw she got knocked up, so it was super stalkward when I ran into her yesterday and had to pretend I didn't know anything. "
facebook stalking + awkward as hell
Basically what i'm sure everyone uses Facebook for these days.