xspc, 10-19-2013:

136

Misconnect

By: pawntificator

I can't call you until later because I misconnected my phone before bed.

30

USbitched

By: zenbot

Man, I needed my phone now but I totally USbitched myself..

26

The Fuck-percent Charge

By: mnlg

Damn charger, now the battery is fuck percent.

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skibo91, 11-15-2013:

53

too far two step

By: Nickp788

I was walking into the building the other day and this guy held the door for me. I had just stepped onto the side walk. I had to do the awkward too far two step to make it to the door in time.

30

hobblejog

By: .........

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1

Awtle

By: Chromefox15

When she opened the door, I began to awtle.

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UnkleF, 11-23-2013:

186

aftersog

By: cocobabe89

the soggy remains of paper (i.e. money or receipts) or warped plastic after laundry is done

25

pocket slag

By: Dorkzilla

I washed my clothes with your number and all that was left was this pocket slag.

25

Lint

By: Luke4Prez

Damn this lint, its everywhere!

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negatron, 9-23-2013:

1277

Name shame

By: cornpop

"I have total name shame. I've been working with the same guy for over a month and have yet to learn his name. "

Being ashamed that you have failed to ask someone's for someones name.

351

Namezone

By: crystalraven

I've totally entered the namezone with that guy in our science group

167

A heymater

By: Josh

It's too far gone, I am doomed to throw a heymater at him from now on.

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KevenM, 10-25-2013:

16

Poocrastinate

By: KevenM

I wanted to get through the rest of my emails so I could enjoy a good poop without rushing, but unfortunately, my poocrastination went too far and I sharted my pants while at my desk.

0

Moodie Doodie

By: dbc2201

My 6 year old is such a moodie doodie. I loved kids so much before I had one of my own

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roningold, 10-19-2013:

503

Multiplexting

By: otac0n

"My mom brought up weekend plans, which caused us to be multiplexting for a while."

Portmanteau of multiplex and texting.

48

Crossconvoing

By: 1911951653

My phone lost connection for a couple of minutes, so when my text was finally send, she had already switched the topic and we started crossconvoing. So annoying!

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cornpop, 10-15-2013:

82

Blue Stalls

By: Jynx3

"I got a case of blue stalls when the lady kept acting like she was going to back out. "

Cuz I said so.

36

Spot Tease

By: sanchothefat

"I sat there waiting for ages but they were a total spot tease!"

Because it sounds like cock tease, which is kind of similar.

11

Parking knot

By: cornpop

"I thought I scored a stellar parking spot but it was a parking knot"

Play on words not plus "knot" meaning in a bind

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