Newton's appleBy: duncansdad
"I was about to make the best play ever in Words With Friends and totally Newton's appled myself. "
We've all heard the story of Newton getting hit on the head by a falling apple and how it became the basis for his physics theories etc . . .
Gravity CheckBy: KWall24
"*Drop* Ow. Well, at least we passed the gravity check. That's gonna leave a mark."
I don't know.
My hands were all greasy from lubing up for fapping and I wound up phone-facing while checking if I had any messages on eHarmony.
I totally lexishoved the word "banana" while I was writing my essay yesterday.
I was writing my paper and just had one word, I tried to fit it in the tiny space but I ended up putting a curveword in.
i.e. when the word curves down the side of the paper
Morbidly Obese Baby that you cant push outBy: sindlepill
"I tried to have a morbidly obese baby that you cant push out on top of my essay"
The Problem HydraBy: Howe-Oh
"I fixed the virus on my computer but I accidentally summoned the Problem Hydra and he created two more."
Hydra - From Greek mythology, a creature where, if you cut off one of its heads, two more would grow in its place.
(To be used as a metaphor, obviously there is no actual Problem Hydra)
my lifeBy: RoboticGish
sadly my life
I had just fixed this bug in my program, but thanks to the wonders of coding, now it's even worse
a Clark KentBy: i_love_lamp
"You'll never belive the Clark Kent I pulled yesterday while I was mountain biking..."
He's super badass, but no one ever knows...
I saved a cat from a tree yesterday but it was a total invisiwin
"I can drive my car now!! Except it's just a winvisible "
Oh shit! He just got kicked in the balls. I totally nutterstand.
Sympathy ScroteBy: albeedee
"Saw this guy get whacked in the knackers. I had sympathy scrote for ages afterwards!"
It's a play on sympathy pains.
Man, Jamie got kicked in the nuts I was so shocknutted I almost puked.