too far two stepBy: Nickp788
I was walking into the building the other day and this guy held the door for me. I had just stepped onto the side walk. I had to do the awkward too far two step to make it to the door in time.
When she opened the door, I began to awtle.
Name shameBy: cornpop
"I have total name shame. I've been working with the same guy for over a month and have yet to learn his name. "
Being ashamed that you have failed to ask someone's for someones name.
I've totally entered the namezone with that guy in our science group
A heymaterBy: Josh
It's too far gone, I am doomed to throw a heymater at him from now on.
I wanted to get through the rest of my emails so I could enjoy a good poop without rushing, but unfortunately, my poocrastination went too far and I sharted my pants while at my desk.
Moodie DoodieBy: dbc2201
My 6 year old is such a moodie doodie. I loved kids so much before I had one of my own
The situation where you begin having a texting/imessage conversation about 2 separate topics and your messages go back and forth like a swirling DNA helix - i.e. discussing your specific weekend plans and also an depth conversation about The Avengers movie at the same time
"My mom brought up weekend plans, which caused us to be multiplexting for a while."
Portmanteau of multiplex and texting.
My phone lost connection for a couple of minutes, so when my text was finally send, she had already switched the topic and we started crossconvoing. So annoying!
Blue StallsBy: Jynx3
"I got a case of blue stalls when the lady kept acting like she was going to back out. "
Cuz I said so.
Spot TeaseBy: sanchothefat
"I sat there waiting for ages but they were a total spot tease!"
Because it sounds like cock tease, which is kind of similar.
Parking knotBy: cornpop
"I thought I scored a stellar parking spot but it was a parking knot"
Play on words not plus "knot" meaning in a bind