Ash, 10-18-2013:

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Trustache

By: notjustanymike

That guys trustache really sold me on these boots.

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the "Selleck-effect" or "Sellek"

By: BeezerB

"I just knew I could trust that guy. Must've been the Selleck-effect."

Tom Selleck has a great 'stash. Enough said.

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boofar, 9-12-2013:

346

Pump Roulette

By: miles

Only the gas station wins in pump roulette.

40

Double OCD

By: Ezekiel24r

Margret stop wasting your time with your double ocd bullshit.

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Nubbajack

By: Tjoffey

I was trying to Nubbajack that shit

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BrunchSpecial, 9-14-2013:

194

Monet

By: bob

Nah man, if you go over there you'll ruin it. She's a total Monet.

58

Distance Appeal

By: heavye

I thought she was hot too, but she only has distance appeal

53

50-Yard Fakeout

By: evanzin

"That girl looks good from far away, but is not good looking close up. The ol' 50-yard fakeout."

Dudes love rating girls, sports references, and alliteration.

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brianmic, 10-19-2013:

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bagasm

By: wartian

I had a bagasm when I finally saw my bag! I just knew the airline had lost it!

49

luglove

By: zeb decatur

I was feeling some serious luglove when I finally saw my bag round the corner at baggage claim.

19

Bag bliss

By: AnnaBanana

When I saw my suitcase full of japanese sex toys come through the baggage claim, I was overwhelmed with bag bliss.

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Username?, 3-4-2014:

164

Play-Ja Vu

By: tnt54321boom

Deja Vu for games.

"Remember that game?"
"Ohh man, I couldn't beat that! You gave me Play-Ja Vu! I'm gonna try one more time!"

15

gamegret

By: mscottveach

I quite playing but then had a huge bout of gamegret the next day.

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blue001, 10-18-2013:

95

Refail

By: LHK

"That woman just asked me where she could find the pregnancy tests. You can imagine how embarrassed we were after she found out I only work in refail."

62

clerked

By: alapalooza

I just got clerked at Walmarts.

45

Targeted

By: ronsmilo

I made the mistake of wearing a red shirt to the store today, and some old biddy Targeted me to ask about hemorrhoid cream.

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AwesoMan3000, 3-6-2014:

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Buffstration

By: Randy Muff

Yo dogg, I'm hella buffstrated bcuz diz vid had hella thumnails n shit that align wit my interests.

16

Vidiwoe

By: xxCandyROXxx

Vidi from video, woe from.. well, woe

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buffspension

By: Coleman Falcon

Harry stared at the screen in total buffspension. Had Max really posted their most private sessions?

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cornpop, 9-21-2013:

105

Premature Resuscitation

By: sobrietypolice

"I prematurely resuscitated myself an hour before class and didn't know what to do with myself."

70

morning terrors

By: hoverkraft

I woke up and was like, oh shit, I'm gonna get fired, but it was just a case of morning terrors.

38

Wake 'n Flake

By: ronsmilo

I had the worst wake 'n flake this morning. I was half way dressed before I realized it was only 5:15.

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Fluffykittylover, 10-19-2013:

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idiot glory

By: DefineMe!

"I left Jeff and Brad's apartment early last night. All they did that evening was swap stories about how they used to fool around with firecrackers and household cleaners back in middle school. I decided to hit the clubs and leave them to bask in their idiot glory."

Remember that time you took your father's riding mower over a homemade skateboard ramp? It was awesome then and somehow you managed to cheat death. Idiot glory fondly recalls those not-too-bright moments of cheap thrills.

58

nutstalgia

By: Mark Iliff

"When I think back to the number of times I nearly drowned I get all nutstalgic"

Nostalgia for something that was nuts

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cbartlett, 10-18-2013:

117

stuperman

By: codesoda

"Then i nearly fell over backwards it was so light, felt like such a stuperman"

you feel like superman, but for a stupid reason

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Weightshocked

By: nils1433

"Dude, i thought the bag was full! I was totaly weightshocked when i picked it up.

Due to the fact you get a small scare when it's way lighter when the object is picked up.

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