schmoobyboo, 9-12-2013:

315

sauce audit

By: negatron

"hey, you should sauce audit that burger or you're going to ruin that new sweater..."

like a tax audit, only tastier - and less jail time

97

gloop check

By: fatsac

Let me perform a quick gloop check before I get ketchup on my white pants

7

Sauxiety

By: The blameless nameless

"Pronounced:sauce-it-ee"

Sauce anxiety?

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BKbuddy, 9-12-2013:

334

itch ripple

By: boofar

"I'd ask you to scratch my back, but you'd just have to keep going cause i get itch ripple real bad."

pretty self-explanitory

138

Itchsplosion

By: crystalraven

I scratched one itch and it turned into a total itchplosion!

43

Itchsurgency

By: doobb

I totally uncovered an itchsurgency yesterday after scratching my arm

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maxefremov, 10-18-2013:

398

Brain Lag

By: Drexl

I was worried I'd never remember what I was going to say about your mom, but it was just brain lag.

85

Neuron Rebound

By: dlandes

"I have these neuron rebounds all the time, but I never really forget what I was going to say."

The Neurons in the brain rebound.

27

Caboose

By: skillbilly

"Oh, it feels so good to caboose back up to a train of thought, I almost forgot that story!"

Engines in the trainyard ride around to the back of the train of cars, caboosing them into place.

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Chloechu, 10-19-2013:

148

Newton's apple

By: duncansdad

"I was about to make the best play ever in Words With Friends and totally Newton's appled myself. "

We've all heard the story of Newton getting hit on the head by a falling apple and how it became the basis for his physics theories etc . . .

116

Gravity Check

By: KWall24

"*Drop* Ow. Well, at least we passed the gravity check. That's gonna leave a mark."

I don't know.

11

phone-faced

By: AnnaBanana

My hands were all greasy from lubing up for fapping and I wound up phone-facing while checking if I had any messages on eHarmony.

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Robvcc, 10-18-2013:

186

Assmosis

By: kingwank

We followed a two-hour meeting. Thankfully, that Ted's assmosis just warmed the seat and was not odoriferous.

29

Thermal Assduction

By: Xtofer

He transferred his ass warmth to me via thermal Assduction.

12

Assclimatisation

By: Test3

The guy before me must have been there for ages - took me a while to assclimatise .

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espurr.net, 11-21-2013:

264

Timenesia

By: Stuart.collett

The condition whereby a person, having just looked at the time, will inevitably forget what they have just seen. This usually necessitates a re check of the watch.

48

goldfish syndrome

By: kj

the inability to remember anything for longer than three seconds.

8

Horologic Amnesia

By: BBxBackshot

According to Google, Horologium means "Clock",so I thought Horologic Amnesia might translate to "Clock Amnesia".

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Zyphon, 10-17-2013:

308

Hunger games

By: hellointernet

Out now on DVD and Bluray

25

Pizzamath

By: bustajonesgavin

"Uhhhh... what is the pizzamath on this last slice here guys?"

Pizzamath can be used in so many different ways that it begins to take on the meaning of all INTERNAL and PERSONAL equations we make as hungry human beings, specifically when pizza is involved.

19

Pizza Peril

By: Torrigan

That last slice is in major Pizza Peril

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hoverkraft, 10-18-2013:

157

Hermit Rant

By: ryanker

Adam went on a long hermit rant about how bad congressional term limits are until Jen pointed out that they don't exist.

11

rando-rant

By: AnnaBanana

"Aunt Jeanie got drunk at Christmas and went on a rando-rant about the benefits of pot."

Random + Rant

5

Tiraiding

By: artfulrodger

"So, we're all hanging out, having a good time, then Jimmy just starts tiraiding on and on about TPS reports."

Tirade + Raiding

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Hyd, 10-19-2013:

269

say ja vu

By: schlaap

I totally just said that exact same thing right before the broadcaster said it!

39

Déjà dit

By: Cassiusaugusta

"Ha! Did you hear me déjà dit that. Nailed it!"

French for "already said"

15

televinesis

By: mvemjsunp8

I got televinesis when Clark Howard said: Rip-Off

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386

snart

By: bubblemasterYUMYUM

Man I snarted in front of everyone today

95

double-pipe

By: albeedee

Accidentally double-piped in church... echoed everywhere!

16

Double-ended

By: Wadey

Man I was so embarrassed today, I double-ended in front of management !

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