seli100, 3-24-2019:

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falories

By: seli100

you're on a diet, but you tell yourself any calories you eat after midnight (or whenever you feel like cheating) don't count - fake calories!

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caracaracara, 3-23-2019:

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ashhole

By: caracaracara

"I left my drink on the table to answer the door, and when I came back, someone had already ashholed it."

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Cigprise

By: yllim_15

Cigarette surprise

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caracaracara, 3-23-2019:

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plastrings

By: caracaracara

"Make sure that you don't leave any plastrings on the floor, because the dog will try to chew them."
"When I tried to pull the plastring off my shirt, it almost ripped, so I cut it with a scissor instead."

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Simma, 3-24-2019:

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Popfaction

By: Simma

You get satisfaction from popping the bubbles so it’s like a new word for satisfaction

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lcd102, 3-24-2019:

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sibkid

By: lcd102

I have to go buy holiday presents for all my sibkids.

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