"I read the description that started Wordforthat.com the same day my boyfriend took me to dinner and I Lock-blocked myself out of his truck."
"Dude, I accidently pre-pulled. Can you unlock my door again?"
"Sorry, just pullocked myself out again... could you hit unlock again?"
It's as simple as it gets, just a combination of "pull" and "locked" which are the two things happening at the same time which are causing the trouble. It also sounds similar to "blocked" which is appropriate.
Name shameBy: cornpop
"I have total name shame. I've been working with the same guy for over a month and have yet to learn his name. "
Being ashamed that you have failed to ask someone's for someones name.
I've totally entered the namezone with that guy in our science group
A heymaterBy: Josh
It's too far gone, I am doomed to throw a heymater at him from now on.
Air StairBy: crystalraven
I hit that air stair so hard, I thought I broke my ankle
"I miscalculated the stairs and stompled at the bottom. "
Portmanteau of 'stomp' and 'stumble'.
step checkBy: BALLS
"Christ! I just step checked so hard I felt it in my skull.... ugh..."
The test that flights of stairs perform to see if you're paying attention...
"I earned at least a couple of brownbacks taking a shit today. Feels good man... "
A play on the american currency nickname, "Greenbacks"
the brown bonusBy: boofar
"got a big ol' brown bonus today at work."
for obvious reasons
poop for profit (pfp)By: mburns
"Already at pfp5, gonna be a rough day"
It offers a benign-sounding acronym (pfp) yet perfectly describes the distinct quality of defecating while also being financially compensated.
"I creeped on my ex's facebook and saw she got knocked up, so it was super stalkward when I ran into her yesterday and had to pretend I didn't know anything. "
facebook stalking + awkward as hell
Basically what i'm sure everyone uses Facebook for these days.
a Clark KentBy: i_love_lamp
"You'll never belive the Clark Kent I pulled yesterday while I was mountain biking..."
He's super badass, but no one ever knows...
I saved a cat from a tree yesterday but it was a total invisiwin
"I can drive my car now!! Except it's just a winvisible "
"Jen's lipslip revealed that she cared about One Direction more than a woman of her age should."
It's short, sweet, and descriptive. :)
No KnowBy: thatguyybrian
Jerry was talking about periods today like he gets them himself or something. If you're a guy, periods are a no know.
"When she she mentioned a mole on her back I accidentally slipped into overknowage mode."
dust horizonBy: rexwarneford
"Dude don't bother sweeping anymore, you're about to hit the dust horizon."
refers to event horizon, which I think is the point in a black hole at which the power of gravity outweighs the speed of light, so light from an object at this point stays in place, as the forces cancel, making the object appear frozen in time to an observer further away, to whom the black hole would look impossible to enter.
"I swept and swept, but just couldn't sweep the frust into the dustpan. "
Duster's Last StandBy: miles
Duster's Last Stand cannot hold in the Battle of Little Bigfloor.
"I totally just Awkwalked my co-worker at school"
Because it's awkward to walk next to someone after you've already said goodbye... Total Awkwalk moment
Bonus sceningBy: albeedee
"So I said goodbye to her outside the bar. But we ended up bonus scening all the way to the bus stop. Awkward!"
What you get when you think the movie has finished.
"I said goodbye to Leo, then we awkwardly wayfarewelled. "
Wayfaring + Farewell