the_peddant, 10-28-2013:

7

out on parole

By: loresjoberg

"I spent almost all the weekend working on the presentation, then at 7pm on Sunday, bam, suddenly I'm out on parole. So I spent an hour looking through the Netflix New Release list and went to bed early."

5

Precrastination

By: waffledoctor87

Pro- means later, pre- means before. Nuff said.

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blue001, 10-18-2013:

176

flabbergassed

By: gotohell

"When he saw he'd passed up $3.99 only to see $4.03 down the road, Jim was flabbergassed."

subtle tweak

148

the octane gamble

By: boofar

"Well, shit. I took the octane gamble at the last interstate exit, and now it's a dime more expensive in this town... "

never bet against the house!

25

disgasted

By: gotohell

I was disgasted to see gas more expensive closer to the airport

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BeastOfTraal, 11-2-2013:

119

peequeue

By: BeastOfTraal

"After all that drinking I got up to take a leak and the peequeue had about 50 people in it."

a combination of the words pee and queue(a line) and it sounds like the letter P and Q

29

urilane

By: XerterX

they ned to go pee in a line

14

Dumpline

By: CougarPuma

Dumpline *noun* (DUMP-lyne) When you really have to take a dump and there are several people waiting to do the same thing. "Damn it, I really have to poop, but there's a dumpline in front of the stall!"

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AwesoMan3000, 1-28-2014:

36

Recover Lag

By: Meaningful

When you get the computer to make another request for information before the first request is completed, thus the second one overriding the first. After all, it lags for that second as it's processing what you just clicked.

7

Load Escape

By: SmokeysmudgeStudio

that was a lucky load escape.

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Theif Hands

By: NotJoe

The same people that can steal the money from a wallet locked inside a safe can click faster than light.

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lmaokk, 5-31-2017:

4

Lego on foot violence

By: Jenbear1985

It's the 2nd most common domestic abuse!

2

Legoed

By: Derp

"Ouch! Why do you leave your toys around!?! I just got legoed!"

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colorlace, 11-17-2013:

9

bansheegin

By: JJ

When the car banshee'd my ears started bleeding

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Bobberbox, 11-2-2013:

26

Bi-stimulating

By: ncolaprete

Nothing too interesting was on TV today, so I decided to load up a good internet video and ended up bi-stimulating.

14

Multi-teching

By: ascharf91

I just can't get enough entertainment on one screen, so I multi-teched with my laptop, TV, and occasionally, my phone.

4

TVbience

By: TheZombieParrot

I always need TVbience when I'm on the computer

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jghaigler, 11-4-2013:

33

Peecrastination

By: Kennie

I've been peecrastinating! I just wanna finish this level!!

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NewMichele, 11-1-2013:

7

off-situational laugh

By: RockPaperScissors

Oh, I tried to stop my off-situational laugh during the prayer but I just can't help it.

6

Severefreude

By: Cameon

"I accidentally had a Severefreude during my divorce trial"

From the word Schadenfreude and Severe

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Josh, 10-18-2013:

19

flubhug

By: thorax

He used to be my best friend in grade school and I hadn't seen him in years. When he reached out to shake my hand, I was standing there in a flubhug. So awkward.

10

Hugshake

By: HenchPenguin

As I went in for the handshake he totally tried to hug me and we ended up hugshaking, my hand was pressed awkwardly against his chest

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