out on paroleBy: loresjoberg
"I spent almost all the weekend working on the presentation, then at 7pm on Sunday, bam, suddenly I'm out on parole. So I spent an hour looking through the Netflix New Release list and went to bed early."
Pro- means later, pre- means before. Nuff said.
"When he saw he'd passed up $3.99 only to see $4.03 down the road, Jim was flabbergassed."
the octane gambleBy: boofar
"Well, shit. I took the octane gamble at the last interstate exit, and now it's a dime more expensive in this town... "
never bet against the house!
I was disgasted to see gas more expensive closer to the airport
"After all that drinking I got up to take a leak and the peequeue had about 50 people in it."
a combination of the words pee and queue(a line) and it sounds like the letter P and Q
they ned to go pee in a line
Dumpline *noun* (DUMP-lyne) When you really have to take a dump and there are several people waiting to do the same thing. "Damn it, I really have to poop, but there's a dumpline in front of the stall!"
Recover LagBy: Meaningful
When you get the computer to make another request for information before the first request is completed, thus the second one overriding the first. After all, it lags for that second as it's processing what you just clicked.
Load EscapeBy: SmokeysmudgeStudio
that was a lucky load escape.
Theif HandsBy: NotJoe
The same people that can steal the money from a wallet locked inside a safe can click faster than light.
Nothing too interesting was on TV today, so I decided to load up a good internet video and ended up bi-stimulating.
I just can't get enough entertainment on one screen, so I multi-teched with my laptop, TV, and occasionally, my phone.
I always need TVbience when I'm on the computer
He used to be my best friend in grade school and I hadn't seen him in years. When he reached out to shake my hand, I was standing there in a flubhug. So awkward.
As I went in for the handshake he totally tried to hug me and we ended up hugshaking, my hand was pressed awkwardly against his chest