artfulrodger, 10-20-2013:

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Forguilt

By: DownUnderDude

"He was already at the cabin when he wondered if he had forguilt to bring the shotgun."

Because it's like combining forget with guilt

13

OCDamnit

By: pawntificator

I was already at work when I began to imagine I left my cat in the oven, OCDamnit!

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Rezyk, 10-20-2013:

9

Livestock

By: Topioisomerase

"I couldn't be bothered to go back and save Frank, he just doesn't hold that much livestock with me."

Because word play.

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freddycash, 10-19-2013:

55

Crosswrote

By: HardAsFeathers

"Oh damn I just crosswrote orange instead of incubator"

9

Switchwording

By: weavin

"I was overcome with a terrible moment of unavoidable switchwording."

Wordswitching switched.

5

Physical Auditory Composition (PAC)

By: BigfootBeto

"I had a short moment of PAC when texting my friend and explaining something else to my mom at the same time."

The event sounds like something that would happen in the brain. You hear yourself say something (auditory) and then you write it (physical composition).

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iamjake777, 11-2-2013:

7

Phantom munchies

By: mspaint2000

"Dude, I can't tell if I'm hungry or not,"
"Don't worry man, it's just the phantom munchies,"

5

Intestinal Limbo

By: xXAgent0011Xx

"I was sent into an intestinal limbo, when I ate too fast."

I said so

3

Indigestion Purgatory

By: qazxcwe

God that pizza was good but now I'm in an Indigestion Purgatory!

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wahle509, 10-23-2013:

15

Webwillies

By: wasntalwaysthisway

I had the webwillies when the boss walked by

6

Tabhugger

By: SimonS

"I was a total tabhugger last week looking at Words ForThat when I should have been finishing that report"

pressing alt Tab switches windows eg between firefox & excel

1

Snurf

By: CStLouis

“Sorry I’m so jumpy. Nothing’s going off at the office today, so I’ve been snurfing all morning.”

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bananiel, 10-19-2013:

610

Dump n dash

By: Mjtothet

"Walking home from lunch at Chipotle, I had to pull an emergency Dump n Dash at Pho Palace"

Because you dump and then you dash

317

Backdoor Dining

By: Kautsch

"My toilet's broken so I went to the Italian for some backdoor dining."

152

Dirty Tip

By: sanchothefat

"I don't want anyone at work to know how smelly my poops are so I left a dirty tip at the Pizza Hut."

You're essentially leaving a present, except its a dirty one…

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