"Oh damn I just crosswrote orange instead of incubator"
"I was overcome with a terrible moment of unavoidable switchwording."
Physical Auditory Composition (PAC)By: BigfootBeto
"I had a short moment of PAC when texting my friend and explaining something else to my mom at the same time."
The event sounds like something that would happen in the brain. You hear yourself say something (auditory) and then you write it (physical composition).
Phantom munchiesBy: mspaint2000
"Dude, I can't tell if I'm hungry or not,"
"Don't worry man, it's just the phantom munchies,"
Intestinal LimboBy: xXAgent0011Xx
"I was sent into an intestinal limbo, when I ate too fast."
I said so
Indigestion PurgatoryBy: qazxcwe
God that pizza was good but now I'm in an Indigestion Purgatory!
I had the webwillies when the boss walked by
"I was a total tabhugger last week looking at Words ForThat when I should have been finishing that report"
pressing alt Tab switches windows eg between firefox & excel
“Sorry I’m so jumpy. Nothing’s going off at the office today, so I’ve been snurfing all morning.”
Dump n dashBy: Mjtothet
"Walking home from lunch at Chipotle, I had to pull an emergency Dump n Dash at Pho Palace"
Because you dump and then you dash
Backdoor DiningBy: Kautsch
"My toilet's broken so I went to the Italian for some backdoor dining."
Dirty TipBy: sanchothefat
"I don't want anyone at work to know how smelly my poops are so I left a dirty tip at the Pizza Hut."
You're essentially leaving a present, except its a dirty one…