halosk8ingking, 11-6-2013:

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Bite-loop

By: Zachary71001

I'm on a never ending bite-loop.

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Knawplication

By: swordfish

I am knawplicating this bite I took out of my cheek.

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Impending doom

By: Debonair

it can only get worse...

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gopherman10, 11-1-2013:

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Headpwn

By: WombatKing

I just got up from my laptop and got headpwnd!

2

plug attack

By: Gish

i got plug attacked yesterday it hurt

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Meaningful, 3-19-2014:

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Gambler's fallacy

By: boofar

My grandma thought we were "due" for the 50-year flood since it's been 50 years since the last one. Really, there's just a 1/50 chance each year that the 50-year flood will occur. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler's_fallacy

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Levispes

By: Wolfgang

Latin, Levis-False, Spes-Hope.

John's extreme levispes harmed him in the long run, for he went bankrupt from buying all those lottery tickets.

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Insanity

By: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein

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Mattvdn, 11-2-2013:

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Brain Blank

By: Bobberbox

"Man i totaled just BrainBlank'd for this story"

Just cuz

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Thought block

By: Kobozo

It is hard to be creative because your brain is being blocked from good ideas.

16

short circuit

By: mattthecat10

umm

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RLM, 10-21-2013:

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a courtesy browse

By: negatron

"I somehow wandered into a indian art store, gave it a quick courtesy browse, and gtfo there... They probably thought i was shoplifting... "

I mean, it's just the courteous thing to do, but I can always feel their stares as I try to sneak back out of the store...

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AnnaBanana, 10-20-2013:

20

Taboob

By: Soggylithe

Do I break taboob to get some relief?

8

itch-tit

By: Jinifer

I finally itch-tit and it felt great.

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ncolaprete, 11-2-2013:

31

Constapeetion

By: Zervrez

"Man I really had to pee last night, but I had constapeetion"

Constipation for peeing, it works

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Houdini piss

By: Beneath The Sink

"hey.. Ive had to piss for ages and it vanished when i went in the bathroom"
"what, it just vanished like Houdini?"
"Yep.. thats Houdini Piss"

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a U.T.I.

By: Goldfishfarts

See a doctor

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