Gambler's fallacyBy: boofar
My grandma thought we were "due" for the 50-year flood since it's been 50 years since the last one. Really, there's just a 1/50 chance each year that the 50-year flood will occur. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler's_fallacy
Latin, Levis-False, Spes-Hope.
John's extreme levispes harmed him in the long run, for he went bankrupt from buying all those lottery tickets.
InsanityBy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
a courtesy browseBy: negatron
"I somehow wandered into a indian art store, gave it a quick courtesy browse, and gtfo there... They probably thought i was shoplifting... "
I mean, it's just the courteous thing to do, but I can always feel their stares as I try to sneak back out of the store...
"Man I really had to pee last night, but I had constapeetion"
Constipation for peeing, it works
Houdini pissBy: Beneath The Sink
"hey.. Ive had to piss for ages and it vanished when i went in the bathroom"
"what, it just vanished like Houdini?"
"Yep.. thats Houdini Piss"
a U.T.I.By: Goldfishfarts
See a doctor