That dude was totally poopshocked, but like, lock the fuckin' door man!
The porcelain frightBy: apricohtyl
I didn't know he was in there - gave him the porcelain fright when I opened the door.
"Shit!" (read because for more info)"
It is both a widely accepted/applicable impulsive exclamation, and a valid description of what's currently coming out of your butt. All in all, it deters the intruder while keeping the uncomfortable conversation to a minimum.
Page sageBy: Jag
Did you see how Steve opened the dictionary to the exact definition he was looking for? He's a total page sage.
I opened up to that page through pure serenflippity...
Stoneeze is a compounding word, which is made from these two words "stop" and "sneeze". the function of this word is for the action when somebody tries to sneeze but for some reason the sneeze disappear.