You feel tonguebaserment when you go on a useless nonsense rant
I was trying to talk to Katie, but she is so hot, all I could do was word-vomit
A nervous system disorder involving repetitive movements or unwanted sounds.
entree envyBy: BeastOfTraal
I had a bad case a entree envy when I saw the elegant past dish my girlfriend order next to my rice dish.
Orders RegretBy: bloodr382
I went to get ice cream with my friend the other day, and after we bought the ice cream i got Orders Regret so bad i ate her ice cream too
Dave suddenly got a case of enveats when he saw what his girlfriend was having.
I wanted to get through the rest of my emails so I could enjoy a good poop without rushing, but unfortunately, my poocrastination went too far and I sharted my pants while at my desk.
Moodie DoodieBy: dbc2201
My 6 year old is such a moodie doodie. I loved kids so much before I had one of my own
"Jen's lipslip revealed that she cared about One Direction more than a woman of her age should."
It's short, sweet, and descriptive. :)
No KnowBy: thatguyybrian
Jerry was talking about periods today like he gets them himself or something. If you're a guy, periods are a no know.
"When she she mentioned a mole on her back I accidentally slipped into overknowage mode."