irutatakai, 11-11-2013:

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tonguebasresment

By: Soren

You feel tonguebaserment when you go on a useless nonsense rant

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Word-vomit

By: dirtycurve2525

I was trying to talk to Katie, but she is so hot, all I could do was word-vomit

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Tourette's

By: AVividLight

A nervous system disorder involving repetitive movements or unwanted sounds.

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AwesoMan3000, 11-16-2013:

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cloverlooked

By: AwesoMan3000

I almost cloverlooked this little mutant.

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Underluck

By: the_balloon_man

You don't get lucky so...Underluck. Also kind of like the opposite of overlooked.

"I was in that field for an hour. I must have underlucked five times!"

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Ancel3, 10-20-2013:

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Forever - endeavour

By: Von Cabulary

"My parents forever-endeavours drive me crazy! Why can't we just leave when I'm ready!"

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relatedium

By: Mark Iliff

"Stories from before I was born, patronising suggestions, "haven't you grown" ... utterly relatedious"

Relative + tedious

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tristfire, 11-2-2013:

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entree envy

By: BeastOfTraal

I had a bad case a entree envy when I saw the elegant past dish my girlfriend order next to my rice dish.

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Orders Regret

By: bloodr382

I went to get ice cream with my friend the other day, and after we bought the ice cream i got Orders Regret so bad i ate her ice cream too

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Enveats.

By: AASantaRosa

Dave suddenly got a case of enveats when he saw what his girlfriend was having.

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zenbot, 10-27-2013:

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sQWERTing

By: zenbot

self explanatory I think.

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cypher909, 11-1-2013:

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word bomb

By: RosePond

I've never heard that before. But now that you dropped that word bomb it exploded and I hear it everywhere.

3

Frantchant

By: ManxIdioticity

E.g I bet a million bucks that Frantchant won't be a Frantchant.

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KevenM, 10-25-2013:

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Poocrastinate

By: KevenM

I wanted to get through the rest of my emails so I could enjoy a good poop without rushing, but unfortunately, my poocrastination went too far and I sharted my pants while at my desk.

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Moodie Doodie

By: dbc2201

My 6 year old is such a moodie doodie. I loved kids so much before I had one of my own

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boofar, 9-21-2013:

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Lipslip

By: Therese

"Jen's lipslip revealed that she cared about One Direction more than a woman of her age should."

It's short, sweet, and descriptive. :)

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No Know

By: thatguyybrian

Jerry was talking about periods today like he gets them himself or something. If you're a guy, periods are a no know.

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Overknowage

By: sqqueen

"When she she mentioned a mole on her back I accidentally slipped into overknowage mode."

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