Debonair, 12-14-2015:

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The Breadend

By: TheCookieMonster2673

Alan hit the breadend when he was going to make a sandwich; someone had eaten the last two actual slices

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Nob Knob

By: Howe-Oh

"I went to grab a slice of bread, but all that was left were the two Nob Knobs that no one wants."

The two ends can be called Knobbies, or something similar.

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loafer

By: nikhilofficial

that part of the bread loaf which is mostly idle or good for nothing i.e. loafer

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mnmuk, 11-20-2013:

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Coincstep

By: Kokoola26

Coinciding steps

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Jinxed

By: blod722

Its like I Jinxed them,but with my feet...

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DWu39, 10-18-2013:

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gust of gravity

By: mellowfish

"I was just walking along and a gust of gravity knocked me down."

Better than blaming your own clumsiness.

Note: A coworker of mine uses this one all the time.

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Faceplubliced

By: tdiesman1

It was so nice being with with my friends, out for a walk, then I faceplubliced

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Clumsy

By: dbc2201

Mr X is so clumsy,

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Thisisgatsby, 8-21-2014:

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Smoochie

By: Hellogoodbye

We got to the top of the mountain and took a smoochie and posted it to Facebook

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duckie

By: boofar

From the term "duckface", which was commonly used on Myspace and the early Facebook years, the duckie is the selfie-version of the duckface.

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DMH247, 10-22-2013:

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Crapple

By: DMH247

"Margery's otherwise splendid breakfast was spoiled by a rogue crapple."

It's an apple, but it's crap.

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Mealy

By: full dingle

This is the actual word, I learned it a few weeks ago:

"having the qualities of meal; powdery; soft, dry, and crumbly"

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gigantor, 11-1-2013:

48

Deja View

By: Second sub!

Why do I keep checking the time on my phone? I don't even care what the time is...deja view is a cruel affliction.

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Knaperstekt, 10-21-2013:

7

yawnspill

By: Aristarkhos

"Was a victim of yawnspill in class today."

Yawn+spill

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bong choy, 11-16-2013:

6

Fortissimo-Foot-Fumble

By: Verbal Virtuoso

If you trip, you fumble. In this case, it involves your foot. In music, fortissimo is one of the loudest dynamics.

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negatron, 9-23-2013:

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Name shame

By: cornpop

"I have total name shame. I've been working with the same guy for over a month and have yet to learn his name. "

Being ashamed that you have failed to ask someone's for someones name.

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Namezone

By: crystalraven

I've totally entered the namezone with that guy in our science group

167

A heymater

By: Josh

It's too far gone, I am doomed to throw a heymater at him from now on.

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nuclearkumquat, 9-23-2013:

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Stalkwardness

By: boofar

"I creeped on my ex's facebook and saw she got knocked up, so it was super stalkward when I ran into her yesterday and had to pretend I didn't know anything. "

facebook stalking + awkward as hell

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