"Oh damn I just crosswrote orange instead of incubator"
"I was overcome with a terrible moment of unavoidable switchwording."
Physical Auditory Composition (PAC)By: BigfootBeto
"I had a short moment of PAC when texting my friend and explaining something else to my mom at the same time."
The event sounds like something that would happen in the brain. You hear yourself say something (auditory) and then you write it (physical composition).
After holding it all the way home, the feeling of peelief rushed through my body as my urine finally hit the toilet bowl.
She arrives in the bathroom with her belt unbuckled and her pants subtlely unzipped , After waddling to a stall and seating herself, she emits a guttural, "Ahhhhhpeeeee!" so relieved and "hapee" to have made it in time.
I was flashtuperated about starting a button collection last week.
The moment I woke up, I had felt very inspired to do something great with my life... but by the time I returned from work, the dream was dead and I realized it was nothing but an epiphanope.
Flash ThoughtBy: JetTheGuy
Do I need to explain?
Joke chokeBy: boofar
Dude... this hot girl made a joke at the bar, but it was loud and I made an ass out of myself joke choking.
Chuckle BluffingBy: MistuhJay69
My friends totally caught me chuckle bluffing when I was unable to explain the joke.
Almost a punishment for lying
out on paroleBy: loresjoberg
"I spent almost all the weekend working on the presentation, then at 7pm on Sunday, bam, suddenly I'm out on parole. So I spent an hour looking through the Netflix New Release list and went to bed early."
Pro- means later, pre- means before. Nuff said.