FeatherFuzz, 12-19-2013:

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Borexistonology

By: pacguy64

From "boring", "exist", and the suffix "ology" (the study of).
"I thought about so much borexistonology that I began to wonder why it did exist at all."

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Galactic thinking

By: i_love_lamp

I was kinda high and was having some crazy galactic thoughts about philosophy and the universe and so on...

8

Boredom induced ontology

By: Thisisausername

Sally had not left home for nearly 3 months. Not knowing how to spend her time, she often indulged in some boredom induced ontology.

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boofar, 12-21-2013:

10

Ringconnaissance Mission

By: DaLanimilbus

After searching for nearly 20 minutes, I finally gave up and sent my brother on a ringconnaissance mission. It turned out I left it in the car.

7

Pager Dial

By: AwesoMan3000

I did a swift pager dial to find my moby in the toilet cupboard.

1

Misphone Finding

By: TohatWords

We're on a misphone finding!

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dfwclick.com, 10-19-2013:

22

Booger Buster

By: dfwclick.com

"I promise I was just scratching my nose!"
"Whatever dude, I totally booger busted you!"

5

Federal Bogey Inspection

By: weavin

Federal Bogey Inspection in the silver honda behind.

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TacticalBrofist, 10-19-2013:

41

Dayjob-Vu

By: AMP

I had the worst dream that I was at work only to wake up and realize that I'm late and still have to go to work. FML.

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mrjack, 11-1-2013:

15

Longbottoming

By: MurdocMiki

"Damn, think i Longbottomed, something!"

Harry Potter saga, Neville Logbottom has the same problem

5

Imporgetting

By: Guy_Yome

I totally imporgot what I was going to do!

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jthom779, 11-3-2013:

20

Dream Read

By: BigfootBeto

"I dream read half the page of the book and I had to reread it."

Day dream + reading = dream read. (day dream read sounds like you're reading in a day dream)

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jedberg, 10-18-2013:

178

Flat Tire

By: arwolf1

If you didn't walk so slow, I wouldn't give you a flat tire every 3 steps.

110

Heal steal

By: karmallama

I got that guy so good with a heal-steal and he frowned at the guy next to me #winning

14

Shoeflop

By: hjklhjklhlk

"Sorry for that shoeflop bro!"

It makes the sound 'flop' and it's a shoe...

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Hyd, 10-19-2013:

269

say ja vu

By: schlaap

I totally just said that exact same thing right before the broadcaster said it!

39

Déjà dit

By: Cassiusaugusta

"Ha! Did you hear me déjà dit that. Nailed it!"

French for "already said"

15

televinesis

By: mvemjsunp8

I got televinesis when Clark Howard said: Rip-Off

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hoverkraft, 10-18-2013:

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Hermit Rant

By: ryanker

Adam went on a long hermit rant about how bad congressional term limits are until Jen pointed out that they don't exist.

11

rando-rant

By: AnnaBanana

"Aunt Jeanie got drunk at Christmas and went on a rando-rant about the benefits of pot."

Random + Rant

5

Tiraiding

By: artfulrodger

"So, we're all hanging out, having a good time, then Jimmy just starts tiraiding on and on about TPS reports."

Tirade + Raiding

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TheSquid, 11-2-2013:

13

Lieslide

By: RandomTroll

"Joe let it lieslide when Kevin was telling him he had a girlfriend."

Let it slide.

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