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Tabnesia

By: duncansdad

Wait, do I have tabnesia or didn't I just close this?

160

reddit

By: wanderjahr

I got bored of reddit so I opened another tab of reddit.

145

backtabbing

By: kpopbrandy

"Gosh, I was so bored yesterday I kept backtabbing to reddit."

why not my word?

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Nickp788, 10-18-2013:

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Bet lag

By: ForecastOak72

My bet lag on the Jets game cost me $20.

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Post Bet-Mortem

By: dlandes

"It was a complete post bet-mortem, I lost everything I put down on that horse and I knew it would happen. I am such an idiot!"

Post Bet-Mortem: Post Mortem, lat. After Death, the bet basically just died. So it is a something after the bet died.

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betgony

By: BeezerB

"I had serious betgony after I bet my life savings on the Leafs."

Because it captures the agony of your poor judgment. Also, it sounds good.

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mangostarfish, 11-1-2013:

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Digital Echo

By: Guy A. Person

"I've been playing too much Minecraft. I'm starting to get some digital echoes."

Games are digital. And it's the repitition of a sound, like an echo.

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Gareth, 11-3-2013:

20

Blursday

By: lettersandspaces

"I was exhausted after working third shift, so I took a nap. When I woke up, it was blursday.

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boofar, 10-11-2013:

116

scentroduction

By: thegreatpuntificator

" Yo, that chick that just walked by gave me one hell of a scentroduction."

Because getting a whiff of someone's scent is really just a silent handshake.

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waftermath

By: jeddings

I got a great waftermath of that girl as I walked by, she smell so good like!

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Whiff 'n Go

By: persom

"That pretty woman gave me a Whiff 'n Go"

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bri, 9-21-2013:

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douche brag

By: schachy3

don't be such a douche brag

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white whine

By: DefineMe!

"Caleb: My asswipe of a little brother just got arrested for DUI while leaving Lebron's retirement party. They impounded MY CLA AMG!

Lourdes: God why is life so rough? My dad wouldn't let me pursue an internship with Givenchy when I graduate. He wants me to go to Dartmouth!

Eddie: All this white whine has left a bitter taste in my mouth."

White Whine: where one man's lamentations is another man's sign of conceit.

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PotatoPotahto, 10-19-2013:

58

snuggle struggle

By: snowy

No one wins a snuggle struggle

13

Bed Gravity

By: lettersandspaces

I had my bar exam this morning. Bed gravity worked against me

12

Carbonite Syndrome

By: Tom Foolery

"I was so wore out yesterday. When I woke up I realized I had tons of shit to do & had total Carbonite Syndrome" "

Feeling some of the same symptoms of a Carbonite freezing effect, the blinding light, the slow movement to move & and the utter realization you're fucked.

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doerteDev, 10-21-2013:

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unlick

By: doerteDev

I tried to "unclick" that link but pulled it in a container which redirected the page in the end. Sigh.

13

clickspension

By: gg bro gg

A mix of "click" and "Suspension".

"I clicked on the link but i had to continue, deep in clickspension"

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Forget me not click

By: 12345689

Drag to the corner and forget it happened

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jacintafaul, 10-18-2013:

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SneezeTease

By: Vartex81

"I hate it when I SneezeTease at a meeting, everyone always ask if I'm ok"

Because your sneeze reflexes are trying to embaress you in public

14

snope

By: schlaap

Thought a sneeze was coming but I totally snoped.

1

Sneezitation

By: Apryl

When your trying to sneeze and it won't come out so it's called a sneezitation because it starts to get irritating. So instead of an irritation its a sneezitation.

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YA_SMELL, 12-3-2013:

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Teleporting pebble

By: Dcs

Damn it I got a teleporting pebble in my shoe!

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Shoecleaner

By: AwesoMan3000

*Walks down the road that has no pebbles near it at all* A wild Shoecleaner appeared!

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