Bet lagBy: ForecastOak72
My bet lag on the Jets game cost me $20.
Post Bet-MortemBy: dlandes
"It was a complete post bet-mortem, I lost everything I put down on that horse and I knew it would happen. I am such an idiot!"
Post Bet-Mortem: Post Mortem, lat. After Death, the bet basically just died. So it is a something after the bet died.
"I had serious betgony after I bet my life savings on the Leafs."
Because it captures the agony of your poor judgment. Also, it sounds good.
" Yo, that chick that just walked by gave me one hell of a scentroduction."
Because getting a whiff of someone's scent is really just a silent handshake.
I got a great waftermath of that girl as I walked by, she smell so good like!
Whiff 'n GoBy: persom
"That pretty woman gave me a Whiff 'n Go"
douche bragBy: schachy3
don't be such a douche brag
white whineBy: DefineMe!
"Caleb: My asswipe of a little brother just got arrested for DUI while leaving Lebron's retirement party. They impounded MY CLA AMG!
Lourdes: God why is life so rough? My dad wouldn't let me pursue an internship with Givenchy when I graduate. He wants me to go to Dartmouth!
Eddie: All this white whine has left a bitter taste in my mouth."
White Whine: where one man's lamentations is another man's sign of conceit.
snuggle struggleBy: snowy
No one wins a snuggle struggle
Bed GravityBy: lettersandspaces
I had my bar exam this morning. Bed gravity worked against me
Carbonite SyndromeBy: Tom Foolery
"I was so wore out yesterday. When I woke up I realized I had tons of shit to do & had total Carbonite Syndrome" "
Feeling some of the same symptoms of a Carbonite freezing effect, the blinding light, the slow movement to move & and the utter realization you're fucked.
I tried to "unclick" that link but pulled it in a container which redirected the page in the end. Sigh.
clickspensionBy: gg bro gg
A mix of "click" and "Suspension".
"I clicked on the link but i had to continue, deep in clickspension"
Forget me not clickBy: 12345689
Drag to the corner and forget it happened
"I hate it when I SneezeTease at a meeting, everyone always ask if I'm ok"
Because your sneeze reflexes are trying to embaress you in public
Thought a sneeze was coming but I totally snoped.
When your trying to sneeze and it won't come out so it's called a sneezitation because it starts to get irritating. So instead of an irritation its a sneezitation.