Shart ShuffleBy: cornpop
"I had to push that fart out a little too hard, now I have to shart shuffle my way to the bathroom."
Shit plus fart=shart, playing off previous shame shuffle submission
"I realised I had followed through and sharted myself. Had to shartle all the way home with thighs tightly pressed together."
Sharting already exists to describe the 'follow through'.
The verb would be 'shartling'. I shartled, She shartled, etc.
Shame ShuffleBy: Zyphon
I took a gamble and lost... now I'm Shame Shuffling my way to the restroom.
Reload RevelationBy: TacticalBrofist
"I experienced serious reload revelation today when I decided to play Skyrim again. Minutes after starting, I realized that I would have to suffer through an hour of introduction missions before actually being free to do what i want. So i said "f_ck it" and went back to facebook..."
The definition of the word "Revelation" is the revealing or disclosing of some form of truth or knowledge through communication with a deity or other supernatural entity. I thought Reload Revelation would be befitting since you usually re-reveal the knowledge of all the bothersome parts of a game only after (but then again JUST after) you have actually booted it up. Upon reloading, the truth is revealed!
Load lamentBy: shining.midnight
"I just installed Crysis 3 but when I went to play it I got really strong load lament, TF2 looks more fun right now."
Loading-screen ennuiBy: zingiber
The loading-screen ennui's setting in again. Should I go outside? Nah.
Web-side GamingBy: AwesoMan3000
I want to complete my Minecraft sugar cane farm, but I'm feeling quite left out today. Mabye some web-side gaming will do?
That party was fun, but now I'm back home all alone playing BF4... I guess I'll keep Facebook open because I'm feeling a strong socialurge.
Social lonerBy: jsh
"I'm Feeling like a Social loner today, lets Play some Minecraft while chatting with my mom"
You feel tonguebaserment when you go on a useless nonsense rant
I was trying to talk to Katie, but she is so hot, all I could do was word-vomit
A nervous system disorder involving repetitive movements or unwanted sounds.