Hulk liftBy: zenbot
Dude, I totally Hulk lifted that empty box for nothing.
"I went to pick up that box I thought was full of lead. I felt some serious muscle-shock when I found that it was full of Styrofoam"
"I picked up that box that was light,even though it was marked 'Weights'.My mind read it and created ghost-wheight
That thing you do when you realize you are walking the complete wrong direction of where you need to be. But rather than just change direction, you pause for a moment and act as though you forgot something or got a text from someone, so people won't recognize that you are just a moron that didn't realize you were walking the wrong way.
"Realised I was heading the wrong way so hard to do a fool-spin"
fool (cos the subject is a fool, and they are trying to fool people), spin (cos of the turnaround required)
Back Track ActBy: tnt54321boom
Self Explanatory. But it happens to me all the time. XD
Fake U-TurnBy: Ozzy
I had to Fake U-turn because i went the wrong way...
Surprise NecrophiliaBy: Cameo
"As Adam woke up, he turned to his wife who had been sleeping next to him. He turned over, lifted her night gown up and whispered sweet nothings into her ear as he penetrated her. She felt cold. Suddenly her turned her over and discovered he was a victim of surprise necrophilia. "
Surprise Necrophilia bro
Phantom munchiesBy: mspaint2000
"Dude, I can't tell if I'm hungry or not,"
"Don't worry man, it's just the phantom munchies,"
Intestinal LimboBy: xXAgent0011Xx
"I was sent into an intestinal limbo, when I ate too fast."
I said so
Indigestion PurgatoryBy: qazxcwe
God that pizza was good but now I'm in an Indigestion Purgatory!