Codfish, 10-3-2013:

27

pocket fumble

By: i_love_lamp

"I pocket fumbled last night at the bar, and im pretty sure that's where i lost my keys"

all you had to do was take the phone out, but you messed it up. You dropped the ball.

6

Phone Magnet

By: TheCookieMonster2673

I went to get my phone, and it stuck to everything, so it was a Phone Magnet

3

fumblefuck

By: niglord4000

I tried to grab my phone and I fumblefucked everything

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dth772, 10-19-2013:

453

Splashback

By: Craigfunkulus

That poo was so big I cleaned my ass with the splash back.

105

flushroom cloud

By: robben

"I dropped an s-bomb and it made quite the flushroom cloud"

A mushroom cloud appears after an explosion

50

Dirty Bidet

By: AdmiralJowlins

My poop dropped so hard, I recieved a dirty bidet.

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mortalfinlay, 11-3-2013:

17

Go-with-the-flow

By: TCOA

I was completely confused by the tutorial, so I ended up doing a go-with-the-flow moment

15

manification

By: yotansel

I was going to make an awesome boat, but the instructions sank, i manificated

1

A Man

By: Comrade Yermolai

Its called being a M A N

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Prolyfic, 10-19-2013:

115

Fry-loading

By: duncansdad

Look, Nikki, you're gonna have to order your own next time. I'm sick of you fry-loading off me.

23

frooch

By: GeneralLingling

"Screw it, you can frooch as much as you want man, I ain't even mad."

fri+mooch

1

the cheaper

By: totalgamerkid2

dude! stop being a cheaper
cheater+cheap

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Trigzin100, 3-24-2019:

1

Wrong Approacher, Over Confident Guy.

By: Trigzin100

For example, when a guy who thinks he can approach a girl and ask her phone number but gets rejected, may be called either Wrong approacher, or Arrogant person.

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pufferwhale, 10-18-2013:

121

chatsplat

By: decidedly

Our lunch date was quite awkward, he must have chatsplatted me 3 times with his burrito. I had to get up and leave.

7

doiterfugen

By: pufferwhale

"Perhaps I should have finished that bite before expounding upon the ludicrous nature of sheep dogs. I sincerely apologize for any doiterfugen that may have landed on you or your plate."

It's all German sounding.

4

sprittle

By: Coleman Falcon

Bertie was so exited that he sprittled half of his crumble. But he couldn't stop talking to Julie, as he feared she might leave if he did. And he wanted her to stay, wanted to bathe in her glory and beauty. His nervousness got him all sweaty, and he started scratchperating.

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yolothug, 10-28-2013:

8

Tabbed Out

By: CallyG30

Man, while revising yesterday my computer got tabbed out!

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tastybunns, 11-1-2013:

7

Procrastinate

By: CrackerJackal

"I've been procrastinating my homework for geography class, it puts me to sleep!"

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