pocket fumbleBy: i_love_lamp
"I pocket fumbled last night at the bar, and im pretty sure that's where i lost my keys"
all you had to do was take the phone out, but you messed it up. You dropped the ball.
Phone MagnetBy: TheCookieMonster2673
I went to get my phone, and it stuck to everything, so it was a Phone Magnet
I tried to grab my phone and I fumblefucked everything
That poo was so big I cleaned my ass with the splash back.
flushroom cloudBy: robben
"I dropped an s-bomb and it made quite the flushroom cloud"
A mushroom cloud appears after an explosion
Dirty BidetBy: AdmiralJowlins
My poop dropped so hard, I recieved a dirty bidet.
Look, Nikki, you're gonna have to order your own next time. I'm sick of you fry-loading off me.
"Screw it, you can frooch as much as you want man, I ain't even mad."
the cheaperBy: totalgamerkid2
dude! stop being a cheaper
Our lunch date was quite awkward, he must have chatsplatted me 3 times with his burrito. I had to get up and leave.
"Perhaps I should have finished that bite before expounding upon the ludicrous nature of sheep dogs. I sincerely apologize for any doiterfugen that may have landed on you or your plate."
It's all German sounding.
sprittleBy: Coleman Falcon
Bertie was so exited that he sprittled half of his crumble. But he couldn't stop talking to Julie, as he feared she might leave if he did. And he wanted her to stay, wanted to bathe in her glory and beauty. His nervousness got him all sweaty, and he started scratchperating.