OzyArch, 11-1-2013:

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Petrichor

By: OzyArch

But, even in the other pieces, her prose breaks into passages of lyrical beauty that come as a sorely needed revivifying petrichor amid the pitiless glare of callousness and cruelty.

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GF74, 10-24-2013:

5

Jive Turkey

By: CoalAtoms

John is such a jive turkey: He has no clue how to solve that problem.

2

Then your friends mix up your Rubik's Cube.

By: persom

^

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fapidextrous

By: poopsathouseparties

"Jason broke his right arm on the slopes, thank goodness he is fapidextrous; his fapping will not be interrupted "

Stole it from urbandictionary

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Wankidextrous

By: doublespace

Even if I lost my right hand in a freak fapping accident it'd be okay - I'm wankidextrous.

1

Master-bator

By: johnmalcomward

Paul broke his wrist on his right arm, but still manages to masturbate efficiently, he must be one Master-bator

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Force, 10-19-2013:

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Fridgefull thinking

By: oikz

I checked again for some ice cream, but the fridge still only contained green peas and broccoli, I guess it was just fridgefull thinking.

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Fatnesia

By: WhyTheHellNot

I keep checking the fridge for food. I think I have a case of fatnesia

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Fridge Dementia

By: DefineMe!

"Minute after minute, hour after hour, I'll gaze into my fridge and only see milk that's gone sour. Fridge Dementia has me hoping a ready made buffet will be in it."

Fridge Dementia is the perfect faux medical term for this particular situation.

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TheSquid, 11-2-2013:

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Cleanover

By: yo

Shower and Sheets equals Cleanover

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Holy Sheet

By: qnaqna321

"Holy Sheet it's warm in here!"

11

sheet happiness

By: Johnny764

im experiencing sheet happiness right now

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Leifbron, 11-1-2013:

16

Plajokism

By: Penfold

"No, really, I started it. Darn, nobody gives me credit after this plajokism."

plagiarism and joke portmanteau

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Hyd, 10-19-2013:

269

say ja vu

By: schlaap

I totally just said that exact same thing right before the broadcaster said it!

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Déjà dit

By: Cassiusaugusta

"Ha! Did you hear me déjà dit that. Nailed it!"

French for "already said"

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televinesis

By: mvemjsunp8

I got televinesis when Clark Howard said: Rip-Off

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Blahwaa, 1-21-2014:

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3CPOed

By: loresjoberg

When you get answer "C" three times in a row, it makes you pissed off. "Right off the bat I got 3CPOed and it threw me off for the rest of the test."

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M.C.T (Multiple Chance Test)

By: Stephanie

I just took a M.C.T and got seven C's in a row. What are the chances of me passing?

1

ABBBBBCD

By: Nayahj1

Multiple same answer

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