Projectile commentBy: BrunchSpecial
"During my big interview with the VPs, one of their projectile comments hit my face. I did everything I could to act as if nothing happened..."
No one does it on purpose, so it's hard to get mad at them, but it's still their comment spit hitting you in the face... Sucks.
Speech bukkakeBy: Nickp788
I was sitting around the dinner table and my buddy speech bukkake'd me, it was totally degrading.
I was in a state of bewilderment I felt completely spitfaced.
When you need to go to the bathroom so bad but can't for some reason (e.g. car journey, meeting with important people, classroom but the teachers infamous for not letting students go to the toilet) and you just go into a haze where you ignore everyone and only concentrate on not pissing/pooping yourself
Being the Hero of CantonBy: TheSquid
"Yeah it's funny right? I said that to some people earlier but no one got it, I was totally the hero of Canton."
The phrase is perfect because it is itself a reference that not everyone will get.
Et super caput eiusBy: JetTheGuy
That is latin for "over the head".
(P.S. I do it all the time.)
unexpaedeophilic remorseBy: Coleman Falcon
When he realized Jamie was several years younger than himself, John felt some unexpaedophilic remorse. But he had something to prove. He had to get those pictures taken to show them to Julie.
Pedogooglical ResearchBy: Bumfluff
"Dave accidentally typed 4 instead of 40 and was shocked by his Pedogooglical Research results."
A corruption of the words Pedophile, Google and Pedagogical
Got a bad case of paedonoia during a cheeky porn sesh on google last night!
We tried to decide with a game of rock-paper-scissors but ended up rockblocking for hours...
schoolyard stalemateBy: bri
"We had a schoolyard stalemate until about the 7th round of rock-paper-scissors. It was nuts. "
Mainly, because i remember playing a lot of this to make decisions during recess.