Zachary71001, 11-7-2013:

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Hand-Voient

By: ryukozai

I couldn't find my phone, my hand was being handvoient

18

mild moose chase

By: wordreaper

"I spent like a minute looking for my debit card at the front when the cashier kindly pointed out it was in my hand. What a mild moose chase."

"My old grandfather is on another mild moose chase."

17

alzheimer's

By: flaps

Its serious, get it checked out.

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Derby, 1-9-2015:

15

Crowdflopper

By: SmokeysmudgeStudio

I loved that new song but it turned out to be a real crowdflopper

1

SongChanger

By: tdiesman1

I love Mr. Blue Sky by ELO, but when I showed it to my friends, I was givin a SongChanger.




"A mix of Song and GameChanger.

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Navel_of_Eve, 10-19-2013:

30

soap graft

By: Drowk

I couldn't bring myself to throw away the tiny sliver of soap I had left so I soap grafted it to the new bar.

11

foam clone

By: DefineMe!

"Drake is so cheap he foam cloned that tiny sliver of Irish Spring to a new Dove bar. Now he smells manly but his skin is oh so gentle."

Foam cloning... It actually works!

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nuclearkumquat, 9-23-2013:

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Stalkwardness

By: boofar

"I creeped on my ex's facebook and saw she got knocked up, so it was super stalkward when I ran into her yesterday and had to pretend I didn't know anything. "

facebook stalking + awkward as hell

1

Stalkbook

By: Flitter

Basically what i'm sure everyone uses Facebook for these days.

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EpicDude, 11-1-2013:

7

Dupe Box

By: Guy

My mom bought these cookies but it was a dupe box.

1

Marketing Cookie

By: dlandes

The cookies looked delicious, but they turned out to be marketing cookies.

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19

First world rebel

By: BKbuddy

Oh, it's hot? Well... we'll see about that... waiter thinks he knows what's best f - god damn that's hot!

1

hottplatter

By: Habiba1991

I told you not to touch that hottplatter, now your hands burn!!

1

Defiance

By: See gos

You simply don't listen

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Scildan, 1-2-2014:

10

Dart Count

By: Meaningful

The process of reclaiming, sorting, and counting the darts fired to be sure that all participant have the exact same amount of darts they had from the start of the game.

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