Nickp788, 10-10-2013:

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Projectile comment

By: BrunchSpecial

"During my big interview with the VPs, one of their projectile comments hit my face. I did everything I could to act as if nothing happened..."

No one does it on purpose, so it's hard to get mad at them, but it's still their comment spit hitting you in the face... Sucks.

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Speech bukkake

By: Nickp788

I was sitting around the dinner table and my buddy speech bukkake'd me, it was totally degrading.

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spitfaced

By: jjclarkson

I was in a state of bewilderment I felt completely spitfaced.

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yurglepop, 11-2-2013:

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Being the Hero of Canton

By: TheSquid

"Yeah it's funny right? I said that to some people earlier but no one got it, I was totally the hero of Canton."

The phrase is perfect because it is itself a reference that not everyone will get.

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Et super caput eius

By: JetTheGuy

That is latin for "over the head".

(P.S. I do it all the time.)

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greymutt, 10-25-2013:

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unexpaedeophilic remorse

By: Coleman Falcon

When he realized Jamie was several years younger than himself, John felt some unexpaedophilic remorse. But he had something to prove. He had to get those pictures taken to show them to Julie.

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Pedogooglical Research

By: Bumfluff

"Dave accidentally typed 4 instead of 40 and was shocked by his Pedogooglical Research results."

A corruption of the words Pedophile, Google and Pedagogical

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Paedonoia

By: albeedee

Got a bad case of paedonoia during a cheeky porn sesh on google last night!

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ararp21, 10-31-2013:

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Thighslap

By: louis_jbrown

Dude I thighslapped myself yesterday cause I thought I lost my phone

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Mini-Heart-Attack

By: Debonair

You almost die but not quite

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SimonS, 10-25-2013:

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button glutton

By: jaybee

I was waiting for the light to turn when some jerk going the opposite way was a total button-glutton.

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nuclearkumquat, 9-23-2013:

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Rockblocking

By: albeedee

We tried to decide with a game of rock-paper-scissors but ended up rockblocking for hours...

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schoolyard stalemate

By: bri

"We had a schoolyard stalemate until about the 7th round of rock-paper-scissors. It was nuts. "

Mainly, because i remember playing a lot of this to make decisions during recess.

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