I couldn't find my phone, my hand was being handvoient
mild moose chaseBy: wordreaper
"I spent like a minute looking for my debit card at the front when the cashier kindly pointed out it was in my hand. What a mild moose chase."
"My old grandfather is on another mild moose chase."
Its serious, get it checked out.
soap graftBy: Drowk
I couldn't bring myself to throw away the tiny sliver of soap I had left so I soap grafted it to the new bar.
foam cloneBy: DefineMe!
"Drake is so cheap he foam cloned that tiny sliver of Irish Spring to a new Dove bar. Now he smells manly but his skin is oh so gentle."
Foam cloning... It actually works!
"I creeped on my ex's facebook and saw she got knocked up, so it was super stalkward when I ran into her yesterday and had to pretend I didn't know anything. "
facebook stalking + awkward as hell
Basically what i'm sure everyone uses Facebook for these days.