Identity ThriftBy: Phyctup
"I gave my netflix username and password to all my flatmates. I am a victim of Identity Thrift"
Like an altruistic form of Identity Theft
Me and Bob both saw the cost of Netflix so we decided to embrace commuvision
Our whole family is Recyclashiping Netflix.
"A mix of Recycling, and Membership"
The name of the specific sounds you make when your sitting in a public restroom stall to alert other people... Another man walks in, so you make subtle sounds like clearing your throat, or tapping your foot... like a way of telling someone your busy trying to shit, without having to talk to them.
Being the Hero of CantonBy: TheSquid
"Yeah it's funny right? I said that to some people earlier but no one got it, I was totally the hero of Canton."
The phrase is perfect because it is itself a reference that not everyone will get.
Et super caput eiusBy: JetTheGuy
That is latin for "over the head".
(P.S. I do it all the time.)
The Spurning PointBy: duncansdad
I kept planning to do it all weekend, but by 10 on Sunday night I hit the spurning point, said "fuck it" and went to bed.
"procrastination" mixed with "nope!"
"This incredibly difficult project is due tomorrow and I haven't started yet! I need to procrastinope right away!"
"You're a pedantroll douchebag if you tell someone you didn't get a hair cut, you 'got them all cut'. "
A pedantic troll - adept at growing neckbeards and laughing at their witless puns.
Sneeze PaseBy: Marvindocteur8
'' The feeling you get when you are about to sneeze and then it suddenly stops''.