Pulpnonfiction1, 10-19-2013:

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dumbstepped

By: AnnaBanana

After 10 shots of jaeger I was dumbstepping so much it may as well have been on the yellowbrick road.

67

footflop

By: kpopbrandy

"Gosh I'm so clumsy, every time I walk across that rug I footflop. "

like flip-flop since they make you do it so much.

51

skiptrip

By: wordreaper

*snicker* "Nice skiptrip."

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csr0897, 11-11-2013:

3

Rejoketed

By: tdiesman1

I had this great joke for him, but when I said it I got Rejoketed.

2

anti joke

By: kaza12345678

wiki it

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Topioisomerase, 11-1-2013:

13

ghost reading

By: bariki0

i was reading an artical about dogs and started to thing about cats when reading, then i found out i was ghost reading i i needed to start reading again

5

Mental bypass

By: chestel

I just switched to mental bypass and the last two pages went in one eye and out the other.

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tastybunns, 11-1-2013:

8

Shatterbrick

By: WasabiFire

I had completed everything--I was sure to get an A, until I realized that I wasn't supposed to make a model volcano, I was supposed to write an essay on the history of France. It was a complete shatterbrick, so to speak.

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BahTheSheep, 12-4-2013:

30

Internet Explorer

By: slyguy47

When web pages don't load fast... or ever.

7

Lag panic

By: SmokeysmudgeStudio

Woah, had a bit of lag panic there. Turns out it was just my router exploding though, so everything's fine.

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Rezyk, 10-20-2013:

8

Livestock

By: Topioisomerase

"I couldn't be bothered to go back and save Frank, he just doesn't hold that much livestock with me."

Because word play.

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mangostarfish, 11-1-2013:

25

Digital Echo

By: Guy A. Person

"I've been playing too much Minecraft. I'm starting to get some digital echoes."

Games are digital. And it's the repitition of a sound, like an echo.

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nmcdermo, 10-19-2013:

18

poot spooked

By: DefineMe!

"I was cruising down the chips aisle when I decided to let the gassy remnants of my burrito bowl loose. I hit the end of the aisle when I saw a cute redhead with a deep scowl. I'm so poot spooked I can't even look the cashier in the eye."

Perfect for any situation where you assume it's safe. It never is.

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