Thisisgatsby, 6-19-2014:

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Boring

By: jonathan goldberg

John: "did you see that game last night?"
Me: "it was boring"

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Green-Out

By: MYSTERYomg2

Though both teams played their best, the end result was a Green-Out.

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post lame game depression

By: Gish

sadness on the inside for all who watch

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boofar, 10-26-2013:

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Identity Thrift

By: Phyctup

"I gave my netflix username and password to all my flatmates. I am a victim of Identity Thrift"

Like an altruistic form of Identity Theft

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Commuvision

By: dogigniter

Me and Bob both saw the cost of Netflix so we decided to embrace commuvision

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Recyclaship

By: tdiesman1

Our whole family is Recyclashiping Netflix.


"A mix of Recycling, and Membership"

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Nocall

By: adriannakumar12

"When you think the teacher is going to call on you so you pretend to be busy doing work. "

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yurglepop, 11-2-2013:

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Being the Hero of Canton

By: TheSquid

"Yeah it's funny right? I said that to some people earlier but no one got it, I was totally the hero of Canton."

The phrase is perfect because it is itself a reference that not everyone will get.

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Et super caput eius

By: JetTheGuy

That is latin for "over the head".

(P.S. I do it all the time.)

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slitch

By: Mr.ACOR

sleep and itch, simple!
"last night was so uncomfortable, i couldn't sleep because of this ridicolous slitch"

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Noiritch

By: wordwriter75

I couldn't sleep at all last night because of my terrible noiritch, it felt like there were ants in my scalp!

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schlaap, 10-19-2013:

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The Spurning Point

By: duncansdad

I kept planning to do it all weekend, but by 10 on Sunday night I hit the spurning point, said "fuck it" and went to bed.

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Procrastinope

By: Mr.ACOR

"procrastination" mixed with "nope!"
"This incredibly difficult project is due tomorrow and I haven't started yet! I need to procrastinope right away!"

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Thisisgatsby, 8-21-2014:

16

Smoochie

By: Hellogoodbye

We got to the top of the mountain and took a smoochie and posted it to Facebook

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duckie

By: boofar

From the term "duckface", which was commonly used on Myspace and the early Facebook years, the duckie is the selfie-version of the duckface.

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i_love_lamp, 9-12-2013:

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pedantroll

By: boofar

"You're a pedantroll douchebag if you tell someone you didn't get a hair cut, you 'got them all cut'. "

A pedantic troll - adept at growing neckbeards and laughing at their witless puns.

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Sneeze Pase

By: Marvindocteur8

'' The feeling you get when you are about to sneeze and then it suddenly stops''.

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