After 10 shots of jaeger I was dumbstepping so much it may as well have been on the yellowbrick road.
"Gosh I'm so clumsy, every time I walk across that rug I footflop. "
like flip-flop since they make you do it so much.
*snicker* "Nice skiptrip."
ghost readingBy: bariki0
i was reading an artical about dogs and started to thing about cats when reading, then i found out i was ghost reading i i needed to start reading again
Mental bypassBy: chestel
I just switched to mental bypass and the last two pages went in one eye and out the other.
poot spookedBy: DefineMe!
"I was cruising down the chips aisle when I decided to let the gassy remnants of my burrito bowl loose. I hit the end of the aisle when I saw a cute redhead with a deep scowl. I'm so poot spooked I can't even look the cashier in the eye."
Perfect for any situation where you assume it's safe. It never is.