Oddarisd, 4-29-2014:

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Clock Flip

By: DiscoDan

That afternoon, I clock flipped when I looked out my window and thought it was the next morning.

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Oddarisd, 4-28-2014:

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Ezrazed

By: Epik

Victor was erasing his things off his checklist, but little did he know he was erazing.

Combination of erase and razing.

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Blunderbrush

By: ResidentStump

Noun - I tried to erase that word but the other end of my pencil turned out to be a blunderbrush.
Verb - I hope this eraser doesn't blunderbrush my form.

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Blunderased

By: JohnDoe123

I accidentally blunderased it

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celtsfan38, 4-12-2014:

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Joke choke

By: boofar

Dude... this hot girl made a joke at the bar, but it was loud and I made an ass out of myself joke choking.

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Chuckle Bluffing

By: MistuhJay69

My friends totally caught me chuckle bluffing when I was unable to explain the joke.

2

Jo-karma

By: Cryptic

Almost a punishment for lying

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Pun-Guns

By: RendoRambo

I made a bad joke today and threw up my pun-guns.

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Finger Guns

By: Comrade Yermolai

thats what they are and have been called since ever

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Buddumgunned

By: tdiesman1

I made a horrible pun so I Buddumgunned.

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slyguy47, 4-10-2014:

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Lesboner

By: FleaBrain

I watched Jessie J's hot new video and got a total Lesboner

7

a Joni

By: BrunchSpecial

A la Eric Hutchinson's new song...

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crushbian

By: Habiba1991

when a guy falls for a girl who falls for a girl.

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AwesoMan3000, 4-2-2014:

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Anti-lucidity Loop

By: angelofthenight

"Oft nights he twirls uncontrollably in limitless anti-lucidy loops, his mind a twisted barbed wire the deeper he drills into his subconscious."

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Inception totem

By: Beneath The Sink

if your Inception Totem is a top and it spins forever without ever slowing or falling.. you might just be in a dream... within another dream ...

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Bounced Check

By: ResidentStump

"I tried to check to see if I was still dreaming but afterwards I just let the check bounce."

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Wolfgang, 3-23-2014:

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Carrier

By: boofar

I was playing Battlefield 4, and of course my teammates are worthless, so I ended up with a sore back from carrying the team the whole time.

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Meaningful, 3-21-2014:

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stressidual energy

By: mscottveach

Now that you're finally done, it's still going to take a day or two for the stressidual energy to dissipate.

7

Stress-Echo

By: CustardCream

Although Jimmy had completed all him homework for Monday, even if it was all done Sunday evening, he lay in bed Sunday night worried

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Meaningful, 3-19-2014:

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Gambler's fallacy

By: boofar

My grandma thought we were "due" for the 50-year flood since it's been 50 years since the last one. Really, there's just a 1/50 chance each year that the 50-year flood will occur. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler's_fallacy

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Levispes

By: Wolfgang

Latin, Levis-False, Spes-Hope.

John's extreme levispes harmed him in the long run, for he went bankrupt from buying all those lottery tickets.

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Insanity

By: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein

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jakeinmn, 3-6-2014:

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semi-colon stroke

By: Gehalgod

Stroke = desperately needed success or revelation after much labor (stroke of luck, stroke of brilliance)

Semi-colon = the missing character that often fucks up lines of code

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Epiphaline

By: VinceCgto

"Dude, did you manage to fix that nasty bug?"
"Yeah, this morning I had a sudden epiphaline."

Epiphany + (code) line

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Relieved-annoyance

By: WolvenGears

"I finally finished that thing with an end feeling of relived-annoyance." "Why?" "The solution was too easy not to get but I didn't get in anyway."

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