Victor was erasing his things off his checklist, but little did he know he was erazing.
Combination of erase and razing.
Noun - I tried to erase that word but the other end of my pencil turned out to be a blunderbrush.
Verb - I hope this eraser doesn't blunderbrush my form.
I accidentally blunderased it
Joke chokeBy: boofar
Dude... this hot girl made a joke at the bar, but it was loud and I made an ass out of myself joke choking.
Chuckle BluffingBy: MistuhJay69
My friends totally caught me chuckle bluffing when I was unable to explain the joke.
Almost a punishment for lying
Anti-lucidity LoopBy: angelofthenight
"Oft nights he twirls uncontrollably in limitless anti-lucidy loops, his mind a twisted barbed wire the deeper he drills into his subconscious."
Inception totemBy: Beneath The Sink
if your Inception Totem is a top and it spins forever without ever slowing or falling.. you might just be in a dream... within another dream ...
Bounced CheckBy: ResidentStump
"I tried to check to see if I was still dreaming but afterwards I just let the check bounce."
stressidual energyBy: mscottveach
Now that you're finally done, it's still going to take a day or two for the stressidual energy to dissipate.
Although Jimmy had completed all him homework for Monday, even if it was all done Sunday evening, he lay in bed Sunday night worried
Gambler's fallacyBy: boofar
My grandma thought we were "due" for the 50-year flood since it's been 50 years since the last one. Really, there's just a 1/50 chance each year that the 50-year flood will occur. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler's_fallacy
Latin, Levis-False, Spes-Hope.
John's extreme levispes harmed him in the long run, for he went bankrupt from buying all those lottery tickets.
InsanityBy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
semi-colon strokeBy: Gehalgod
Stroke = desperately needed success or revelation after much labor (stroke of luck, stroke of brilliance)
Semi-colon = the missing character that often fucks up lines of code
"Dude, did you manage to fix that nasty bug?"
"Yeah, this morning I had a sudden epiphaline."
Epiphany + (code) line
"I finally finished that thing with an end feeling of relived-annoyance." "Why?" "The solution was too easy not to get but I didn't get in anyway."