The Problem HydraBy: Howe-Oh
"I fixed the virus on my computer but I accidentally summoned the Problem Hydra and he created two more."
Hydra - From Greek mythology, a creature where, if you cut off one of its heads, two more would grow in its place.
(To be used as a metaphor, obviously there is no actual Problem Hydra)
my lifeBy: RoboticGish
sadly my life
I had just fixed this bug in my program, but thanks to the wonders of coding, now it's even worse
The BreadendBy: TheCookieMonster2673
Alan hit the breadend when he was going to make a sandwich; someone had eaten the last two actual slices
Nob KnobBy: Howe-Oh
"I went to grab a slice of bread, but all that was left were the two Nob Knobs that no one wants."
The two ends can be called Knobbies, or something similar.
that part of the bread loaf which is mostly idle or good for nothing i.e. loafer
no need for explanation.
False awakeningBy: AwesoMan3000
This is actually a thing, when you "wake up" from a dream but then wake up into reality. You can "wake up" multiple times in a dream before actually entering reality.
Dreaming twice. Duh
I totally lexishoved the word "banana" while I was writing my essay yesterday.
I was writing my paper and just had one word, I tried to fit it in the tiny space but I ended up putting a curveword in.
i.e. when the word curves down the side of the paper
Morbidly Obese Baby that you cant push outBy: sindlepill
"I tried to have a morbidly obese baby that you cant push out on top of my essay"